ValuationPolice
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If it's not in the financials, it's fiction.
I currently work in the investment industry and all views are my own. CFA candidate and a proud Aggie.
I currently work in the investment industry and all views are my own. CFA candidate and a proud Aggie.
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Welcome to ValuationPolice - where financial misinformation gets audited.
I fact-check the wildest claims in investing, personal finance, and markets — and walk you through what’s actually true.
Drop a hot take you've seen - I'll tell you if it holds up
I fact-check the wildest claims in investing, personal finance, and markets — and walk you through what’s actually true.
Drop a hot take you've seen - I'll tell you if it holds up
Jamie Dimon warned of risks but didn’t say a recession is the “best case.” As of Q1 2025, GDP is growing (+1.6%), unemployment is low (3.9%), and there’s no NBER-declared recession—his caution reflects uncertainty, not confirmation of an economic collapse.
Jamie Dimon says the *best case* scenario for the US is now a recession.
Cool, cool. From the best economy in the world to a self-inflicted recession in 4 months.
Gotta be some kind of record.
Cool, cool. From the best economy in the world to a self-inflicted recession in 4 months.
Gotta be some kind of record.
April 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Jamie Dimon warned of risks but didn’t say a recession is the “best case.” As of Q1 2025, GDP is growing (+1.6%), unemployment is low (3.9%), and there’s no NBER-declared recession—his caution reflects uncertainty, not confirmation of an economic collapse.
🧵 April 21, 2025: Markets in Turmoil Amid Policy Uncertainty
1. Global markets are experiencing significant volatility. The S&P 500 has declined over 12% since early April, while gold prices have surged past $3,400 per ounce. Investors are seeking safe havens amid growing economic uncertainty.
1. Global markets are experiencing significant volatility. The S&P 500 has declined over 12% since early April, while gold prices have surged past $3,400 per ounce. Investors are seeking safe havens amid growing economic uncertainty.
April 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
🧵 April 21, 2025: Markets in Turmoil Amid Policy Uncertainty
1. Global markets are experiencing significant volatility. The S&P 500 has declined over 12% since early April, while gold prices have surged past $3,400 per ounce. Investors are seeking safe havens amid growing economic uncertainty.
1. Global markets are experiencing significant volatility. The S&P 500 has declined over 12% since early April, while gold prices have surged past $3,400 per ounce. Investors are seeking safe havens amid growing economic uncertainty.
The Education Dept. is resuming collections on defaulted student loans—standard actions like wage garnishment and tax offsets. Claims suggesting home intrusion are misleading and ignore how federal debt recovery actually works.
Source: apnews.com/article/stud...
Source: apnews.com/article/stud...
April 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The Education Dept. is resuming collections on defaulted student loans—standard actions like wage garnishment and tax offsets. Claims suggesting home intrusion are misleading and ignore how federal debt recovery actually works.
Source: apnews.com/article/stud...
Source: apnews.com/article/stud...
Target's -32% drop aligns with weak comps, margin pressure, and soft guidance. Costco's +5% reflects strong sales and retention in the market. DEI policy changes may have influenced sentiment, but fundamentals and market context were primary drivers. www.reuters.com/business/ret...
April 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Target's -32% drop aligns with weak comps, margin pressure, and soft guidance. Costco's +5% reflects strong sales and retention in the market. DEI policy changes may have influenced sentiment, but fundamentals and market context were primary drivers. www.reuters.com/business/ret...
Last week a false report about a tariff pause circulated online, causing a surge in the stock market.
Investors who acted on this unverified information faced unexpected volatility when the truth emerged.
- Verify Before You Act
- Understand Market Dynamics
- Stay Informed
Investors who acted on this unverified information faced unexpected volatility when the truth emerged.
- Verify Before You Act
- Understand Market Dynamics
- Stay Informed
April 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Last week a false report about a tariff pause circulated online, causing a surge in the stock market.
Investors who acted on this unverified information faced unexpected volatility when the truth emerged.
- Verify Before You Act
- Understand Market Dynamics
- Stay Informed
Investors who acted on this unverified information faced unexpected volatility when the truth emerged.
- Verify Before You Act
- Understand Market Dynamics
- Stay Informed
Welcome to ValuationPolice - where financial misinformation gets audited.
I fact-check the wildest claims in investing, personal finance, and markets — and walk you through what’s actually true.
Drop a hot take you've seen - I'll tell you if it holds up
I fact-check the wildest claims in investing, personal finance, and markets — and walk you through what’s actually true.
Drop a hot take you've seen - I'll tell you if it holds up
April 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Welcome to ValuationPolice - where financial misinformation gets audited.
I fact-check the wildest claims in investing, personal finance, and markets — and walk you through what’s actually true.
Drop a hot take you've seen - I'll tell you if it holds up
I fact-check the wildest claims in investing, personal finance, and markets — and walk you through what’s actually true.
Drop a hot take you've seen - I'll tell you if it holds up