Val 🌋
@valvolcano.bsky.social
Kama'āina working in the Midwest and plotting his escape. Here for joyful things, nature too! Best stat: resiliency ⚔️ Worst stat: blathering ☠️
👣 Remove shoes at entrance
🤙🏼 Be Pono
👣 Remove shoes at entrance
🤙🏼 Be Pono
(Nervously rubbing my elbow) So do you mean like, kiss that one guy who sleeps by the dumpster? I really need some specifics here
December 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
(Nervously rubbing my elbow) So do you mean like, kiss that one guy who sleeps by the dumpster? I really need some specifics here
"Oh, were you not quite finished yet? How awful for you!"
December 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"Oh, were you not quite finished yet? How awful for you!"
🎶 it's the best time of the year...🎶 (I just start throwing punches at this point. He goes down HARD)
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
🎶 it's the best time of the year...🎶 (I just start throwing punches at this point. He goes down HARD)
(crying at funeral) Still... I gotta admit, that smells really good 😭🍗
December 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
(crying at funeral) Still... I gotta admit, that smells really good 😭🍗