Val 🌋
@valvolcano.bsky.social
Kama'āina working in the Midwest and plotting his escape. Here for joyful things, nature too! Best stat: resiliency ⚔️ Worst stat: blathering ☠️
👣 Remove shoes at entrance
🤙🏼 Be Pono
👣 Remove shoes at entrance
🤙🏼 Be Pono
Pinned
Yes, I know it was 1989, not the 1990s. But this album is an undisputed masterpiece and came out shortly after my father died. It VERY much informed and described my personal 1990, 1991 and 1992 💿 youtu.be/BMOlZtpANa0?...
December 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Yes, I know it was 1989, not the 1990s. But this album is an undisputed masterpiece and came out shortly after my father died. It VERY much informed and described my personal 1990, 1991 and 1992 💿 youtu.be/BMOlZtpANa0?...
Egg aficionados only: a #lucky double yolk frying atop smoked Portuguese sausage drippings. The only way this could be sexier is atop an off-grid butane camp stove in Hawai'i 🍳
December 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Egg aficionados only: a #lucky double yolk frying atop smoked Portuguese sausage drippings. The only way this could be sexier is atop an off-grid butane camp stove in Hawai'i 🍳
Winter whoosh (sound up)!
I probably won't miss this kind of weather all that much, but it's not super common even up here and awesome in its own way ❄️
I probably won't miss this kind of weather all that much, but it's not super common even up here and awesome in its own way ❄️
December 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Winter whoosh (sound up)!
I probably won't miss this kind of weather all that much, but it's not super common even up here and awesome in its own way ❄️
I probably won't miss this kind of weather all that much, but it's not super common even up here and awesome in its own way ❄️
[Slams the brakes on hard]
No, Mr. Cross. Where I actually stuck between the moon and New York City, the very LAST thing I would be concerned with is falling in love
No, Mr. Cross. Where I actually stuck between the moon and New York City, the very LAST thing I would be concerned with is falling in love
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
[Slams the brakes on hard]
No, Mr. Cross. Where I actually stuck between the moon and New York City, the very LAST thing I would be concerned with is falling in love
No, Mr. Cross. Where I actually stuck between the moon and New York City, the very LAST thing I would be concerned with is falling in love
A beast jumped on the bed, stole 90% of my leg room and demanded belly rubs as it rested. I had to comply 🐺
December 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
A beast jumped on the bed, stole 90% of my leg room and demanded belly rubs as it rested. I had to comply 🐺
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The Sea at the Log, Paul Cézanne 1876
December 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The Sea at the Log, Paul Cézanne 1876
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guess i’m done wrapping presents
December 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
guess i’m done wrapping presents
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"Have a holly jolly Christmas" You can't tell me how to live my life
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"Have a holly jolly Christmas" You can't tell me how to live my life
My Master's thesis was on why red delicious apples are actually pure ass. It gets cited a lot, but grant money's been another story altogether
December 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My Master's thesis was on why red delicious apples are actually pure ass. It gets cited a lot, but grant money's been another story altogether
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My dear mum has been gone fifteen yuletides past, yet the crockpot she gifted me in the 1990s roars on somehow. Here it is today, working on grape jelly meatballs in her honor 🍇🎄
December 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My dear mum has been gone fifteen yuletides past, yet the crockpot she gifted me in the 1990s roars on somehow. Here it is today, working on grape jelly meatballs in her honor 🍇🎄
I often cook with medieval or Renaissance music in the background. If you find yourself missing a pretty pond on a spring day, here's your jam.. youtu.be/sO0PVEyW7W0?...
The Frog Galliard
YouTube video by Nigel North - Topic
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December 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I often cook with medieval or Renaissance music in the background. If you find yourself missing a pretty pond on a spring day, here's your jam.. youtu.be/sO0PVEyW7W0?...
Don't worry, folks. A happy ending and goodness restored with some ear rubs. Merry #Christmas ! 🎄🎄🎄
December 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Don't worry, folks. A happy ending and goodness restored with some ear rubs. Merry #Christmas ! 🎄🎄🎄
The carrot was rejected. Christmas is a lie!1!!
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The carrot was rejected. Christmas is a lie!1!!
Carrot Wanter: A Christmas Beggars' Tale 🌲🐺🥕
December 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Carrot Wanter: A Christmas Beggars' Tale 🌲🐺🥕
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'Silent Night' by contemporary UK printmaker Hester Cox #WomensArt #ArtAdvent
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
'Silent Night' by contemporary UK printmaker Hester Cox #WomensArt #ArtAdvent
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The police, doing a wellness check on me: Your calorie tracker sent us
December 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The police, doing a wellness check on me: Your calorie tracker sent us
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#BirdOfTheDay is all #AboutTheKids ? When I'iwi are babies, they're much more cryptic than the BRIGHT VERMILLION they end up with, here's a first-year sipping nectar from very very tiny Pukiawe flowers in Hosmer Grove... 🦉🌿📷
December 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
#BirdOfTheDay is all #AboutTheKids ? When I'iwi are babies, they're much more cryptic than the BRIGHT VERMILLION they end up with, here's a first-year sipping nectar from very very tiny Pukiawe flowers in Hosmer Grove... 🦉🌿📷
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
Longterm studies are pretty clear in that too much screen time is unhealthy.
(Unplugs a nearby Lite Bright with a half finished cock and balls on it)
There, all fixed
(Unplugs a nearby Lite Bright with a half finished cock and balls on it)
There, all fixed
December 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Longterm studies are pretty clear in that too much screen time is unhealthy.
(Unplugs a nearby Lite Bright with a half finished cock and balls on it)
There, all fixed
(Unplugs a nearby Lite Bright with a half finished cock and balls on it)
There, all fixed
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why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
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New York passes law requiring ads to disclose if AI actors are in it
They've also banned deepfakes of deceased performers without their estate’s consent
They've also banned deepfakes of deceased performers without their estate’s consent
December 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
New York passes law requiring ads to disclose if AI actors are in it
They've also banned deepfakes of deceased performers without their estate’s consent
They've also banned deepfakes of deceased performers without their estate’s consent