Vampire Cadet
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I genuinely think my life would be fixed if I could just get my hands on a full suit of armour…And a sword….And a horse….And a maiden to simp over.
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November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I genuinely think my life would be fixed if I could just get my hands on a full suit of armour…And a sword….And a horse….And a maiden to simp over.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you….
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you….
SO!!! Just finished series 4 of the Witcher and honestly I really enjoyed it. Took me about 3 episodes to get used to the new face but by the end I’d completely forgotten about Cavill. It’s worth watching even just for Regis - fucking awesome character. Don’t be put off by change and give it a go.
November 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
SO!!! Just finished series 4 of the Witcher and honestly I really enjoyed it. Took me about 3 episodes to get used to the new face but by the end I’d completely forgotten about Cavill. It’s worth watching even just for Regis - fucking awesome character. Don’t be put off by change and give it a go.
First page of the Epstein files has been released.
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
First page of the Epstein files has been released.
The feminine urge to cancel clients, stay home, watch Netflix and whack off all day.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
The feminine urge to cancel clients, stay home, watch Netflix and whack off all day.
Wait…it’s stopped being a musical and turned into Castlevania. Ok… this is different. 😂
What this fuck it this musical episode!?!? 🫣😂 #TheWitcher4
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Wait…it’s stopped being a musical and turned into Castlevania. Ok… this is different. 😂
What this fuck it this musical episode!?!? 🫣😂 #TheWitcher4
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
What this fuck it this musical episode!?!? 🫣😂 #TheWitcher4
Reposted by Vampire Cadet
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
I know AI art is evil n all that but I needed a new mousemat and I particularly needed it to have two stormtroopers getting it on cos reasons.
November 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I know AI art is evil n all that but I needed a new mousemat and I particularly needed it to have two stormtroopers getting it on cos reasons.
Do we know who the antichrist is yet? Is it me? I hope it’s me.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Do we know who the antichrist is yet? Is it me? I hope it’s me.
When the gay allegations hit you better photoshop your wife into pics real quick eh?! Power couple my bumhole!
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
When the gay allegations hit you better photoshop your wife into pics real quick eh?! Power couple my bumhole!
Watched a YouTube of a guy trolling Red Dead 2 role players and now I need to get the game 😂
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Watched a YouTube of a guy trolling Red Dead 2 role players and now I need to get the game 😂
This is festive AF
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This is festive AF
Good morning.
And yes I did. 🎄
And yes I did. 🎄
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Good morning.
And yes I did. 🎄
And yes I did. 🎄
And that swamp’s name was Bill Clinton.
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
And that swamp’s name was Bill Clinton.
Ooh there’s a new horror on Prime about one of my fave hauntings … Borley Rectory
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November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Ooh there’s a new horror on Prime about one of my fave hauntings … Borley Rectory
Went to the pub for lunch to try out their “festive menu” …… I think this year’s festive theme must be 🎄Victorian Workhouse on Christmas Day 🎄
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Went to the pub for lunch to try out their “festive menu” …… I think this year’s festive theme must be 🎄Victorian Workhouse on Christmas Day 🎄
I watched so much Witcher before bed that of course I dreamt about it. Was hoping for a filthy Geralt dream but instead I dreamt I saved him from something, got the ick and then rode off again. WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEAN? 😭
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November 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I watched so much Witcher before bed that of course I dreamt about it. Was hoping for a filthy Geralt dream but instead I dreamt I saved him from something, got the ick and then rode off again. WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEAN? 😭
Re-watching all the Witchers before I get into series 4!! Geralt’s armour in series 2 giving me a lady boner ngl 🥵😂
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Re-watching all the Witchers before I get into series 4!! Geralt’s armour in series 2 giving me a lady boner ngl 🥵😂
WHY CAN’T I STOP PLAYING IT THO?
Ok after a day of playing Elden Ring here’s my take. Don’t get butthurt please, this is just my opinion….
The game is BEAUTIFUL.
The gameplay is TRASH.
Highly overrated.
If you liked it, great.
The game is BEAUTIFUL.
The gameplay is TRASH.
Highly overrated.
If you liked it, great.
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
WHY CAN’T I STOP PLAYING IT THO?
Ok after a day of playing Elden Ring here’s my take. Don’t get butthurt please, this is just my opinion….
The game is BEAUTIFUL.
The gameplay is TRASH.
Highly overrated.
If you liked it, great.
The game is BEAUTIFUL.
The gameplay is TRASH.
Highly overrated.
If you liked it, great.
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Ok after a day of playing Elden Ring here’s my take. Don’t get butthurt please, this is just my opinion….
The game is BEAUTIFUL.
The gameplay is TRASH.
Highly overrated.
If you liked it, great.
The game is BEAUTIFUL.
The gameplay is TRASH.
Highly overrated.
If you liked it, great.
