FloatingVampireJesus
@vampirejesus.bsky.social
Alucard Lover, lowest tier 5* Hunt player you'll ever meet, soulslike junkie
18+
18+
Pinned
not sure how frequently I'll exist around here, but these are my interests for any wayward souls who stumble upon this page
-Soulslikes
-Hunt Showdown
-Elder Scrolls
-Monster Hunter
-Project Zomboid
-Risk of Rain 2
-Castlevania (obv)
-Scream
-Worldbuilding/general creative writing
-Soulslikes
-Hunt Showdown
-Elder Scrolls
-Monster Hunter
-Project Zomboid
-Risk of Rain 2
-Castlevania (obv)
-Scream
-Worldbuilding/general creative writing
I need to sit in the grass and stare longingly at the moon abt it
October 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I need to sit in the grass and stare longingly at the moon abt it
i would kill someone for soup right abt now ngl
October 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
i would kill someone for soup right abt now ngl
doing my first ever sudoku at 730am with no sleep fuck it we ball
October 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
doing my first ever sudoku at 730am with no sleep fuck it we ball
twitch chatters calling themselves out by saying a vtuber avatar with big boobs is "moderately sized" lmao
a man with a beard is talking to another man and says i know what kind of man you are
ALT: a man with a beard is talking to another man and says i know what kind of man you are
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
twitch chatters calling themselves out by saying a vtuber avatar with big boobs is "moderately sized" lmao
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they call me 007
0 times getting to the main menu
0 hunts against the new monster
7 CTD's from different causes
0 times getting to the main menu
0 hunts against the new monster
7 CTD's from different causes
September 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
they call me 007
0 times getting to the main menu
0 hunts against the new monster
7 CTD's from different causes
0 times getting to the main menu
0 hunts against the new monster
7 CTD's from different causes
my favorite mhwilds boss is the game itself refusing to fucking work after every update ggs
September 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
my favorite mhwilds boss is the game itself refusing to fucking work after every update ggs
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alrighty good news, figured out how group aggro works in dark souls 2.
this was somehow not known/documented until now, in spite of the system being hugely important to modding the other souls games.
this was somehow not known/documented until now, in spite of the system being hugely important to modding the other souls games.
September 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
alrighty good news, figured out how group aggro works in dark souls 2.
this was somehow not known/documented until now, in spite of the system being hugely important to modding the other souls games.
this was somehow not known/documented until now, in spite of the system being hugely important to modding the other souls games.
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this is me when i go outside during the day btw,,, if u even care,,,
September 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
this is me when i go outside during the day btw,,, if u even care,,,
covering myself in wd40 before playing football so that the opposing team cannot tackle me
September 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
covering myself in wd40 before playing football so that the opposing team cannot tackle me
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
September 19, 2025 at 9:44 AM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
mmm 5am minecraft
September 19, 2025 at 8:52 AM
mmm 5am minecraft
sekiro is the best cure for a bad brain day
September 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
sekiro is the best cure for a bad brain day
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I think about this at least 5 times a day
September 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I think about this at least 5 times a day
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Need some gender-affirming fangs
August 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Need some gender-affirming fangs
14 Swedish meatballs before bed tn queen 👀
September 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
14 Swedish meatballs before bed tn queen 👀
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August 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM