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🍋wear a fucking mask🍋eugenics leads to fascism🍋LC/ME/MCAS/lupus/endo🍋still with her🍋OG khive🍋shame fascists out of society. yes, all of them, even the ones to whom you’re related🍋
right?

it’s so far outside most people’s experience; and people have no idea that there’s disease with a worse quality of life than cancer. far, far, far worse, in my experience
January 24, 2026 at 12:15 PM
the migraine is the real cherry on that shit sundae. mine’s decided to go with pain pain pain: that super fun, every cell on fire it so enjoys firing up

i hope your migraine and GI issues calm themselves down soon❤️
January 24, 2026 at 12:13 PM
i’m so sorry to hear that! it sucks so badly❤️

mine came on pretty suddenly today with no obvious trigger so i’m praying it passes quickly. until then, it’s laid me the fuck out

i hope your’s resolves soon. lupus is such a dick
January 24, 2026 at 3:06 AM
*district

it’s getting late and i’m in a lupus flare
January 24, 2026 at 3:01 AM
megalomaniac is right. dude has never thought about anyone else in his life. he can’t even be assed to drive 15 minutes to help change the electoral outcome in a distract about which he’s big mad

there’s several primary challengers in WA 03. i bet he doesn’t know a single one of them
January 24, 2026 at 2:59 AM
it’s their favorite hobby, besides being racist and ratfucking elections
January 24, 2026 at 2:54 AM
every. single. time.

but it’s hilarious that dude had his giant diva exit and then didn’t actually exit. we both had to tell him to shut up instead (and he’s
probably still screaming into the void that kAmALa iS a cOp, hiLLaRy hAd sLaVeS, and we’re secretly MAGA, all while doing shitall for WA 03)
January 24, 2026 at 2:51 AM
oh wait, so, after that dramatic flounce off, were you NOT muted after all? dude’s a fucking mess

i did, in fact, mute him. i was tired of telling him to go convert WA 03 to his progressive utopia, while he cycled through every eStAbLiShMeNt dEm misogynistic insult from the past decade. it’s boring
January 24, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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January 24, 2026 at 12:30 AM
we’re done here because you’re tedious as fuck

lesson of the day: attempting to argue with people online who don’t live in the district whose electoral outcomes you dislike accomplishes nothing. the only way to get a new rep in WA 03 is to convince voters in WA 03 to vote differently. go do that
January 24, 2026 at 2:19 AM
great

and the people who you need to convince of that are—wait for it—the voters in WA 03. this is roughly the 98th billion times i’ve given you this amazing piece of information

so drive across the bridge from pdx and get to it!
January 24, 2026 at 2:16 AM
wait, so your goal ISNT to convince WA 03 voters that they should elect a more progressive candidate?

holy fuck, you’re a mess
January 24, 2026 at 2:12 AM
right?

picking fights online with random people who don’t live in the district (when one lives in a nearby city that’s in another state that the voters in that district absolutely loathe) is a good way to convince district voters’ of one’s preferred policies. i am smart and effective at politics!
January 24, 2026 at 2:11 AM
you must be devastated. lemme know if you need some support through this extremely tough time; i’m here for you
January 24, 2026 at 2:07 AM
i mean, when i DID live in WA 03, i worked to move the district as far blue as possible, but that means doing shit other than trying to pick an argument online with people who don’t even fucking live there, which is clearly beyond this portland resident’s grasp or capability
January 24, 2026 at 2:05 AM
pretty sure i’ve mentioned this already, but you’re slow: i’m not a WA 03 voter, so, if your goal is to make WA 03 super progressive, arguing me is a waste of time. the people you need to convince are a 15 minute drive away. go share your ideas with them; i’m sure they can’t wait to hear from you!
January 24, 2026 at 2:02 AM