Meatba'al
vance.bsky.social
Meatba'al
@vance.bsky.social
Writer/Irish-born American dumbass. Working (very slowly) on a reference book about the 3DO. Voted funniest man on the northbound Metro Blue Line.
A personality can be INFORMED by those things, certainly, but taking a big wedge of such and dropping it in where you should otherwise have additional traits is a very poor modern replacement for a personality.
January 30, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Turns out having the doofus asshole in charge was keeping the smart assholes from having a go.
January 30, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Ain't none of us a saint. Property is about the only way to reliably grow wealth and a lot of people will go toward that
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Honestly sounds like a great way to not get interviewed by dullards.
January 30, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Reposted by Meatba'al
An old story I heard about a grandpa telling their grandson before going to get hammered on his 21st birthday to drink 2 full glasses of olive oil so it "coats his stomach" so he can drink more alcohol, and as soon as he got to the bar he violently shit his pants.
January 28, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I mean that angry thread kind of points to the problem! Oh, there's documentation? I've never found it because every search I do is full of weird high-functioning autistics who get angry that you haven't found the thing you're looking for.
January 30, 2026 at 5:45 AM
RIP Rob Schneider's marriage. He made one too many "I CAN DO EEET" jokes in the middle of raw dogging his wife.
January 30, 2026 at 5:38 AM
She was a show producer in Mexico, so 19 sounds more plausible.

Still, imagine going from there to 37 before having to realign your worldview after having it co-opted by the "YOU CAN DO EEEET" guy.
January 30, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Okay she was working as a show producer in Mexico when they met, I think the 16 estimate is probably bullshit, guys.
January 30, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I have a small collection of Raspberry Pi computers and I generally forget basic coding by the time the need for more arises.
January 30, 2026 at 3:43 AM
He looks like somebody smoothed out Jack McGee a few too many times
January 30, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I remember something, think it was Arabic.

May you own a hotel with a hundred rooms and may you be found dead in each one.
January 30, 2026 at 1:40 AM
More likely is the option left would be her remembered under the heading "Look what happened to the last one"
January 29, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Dear ICE, the one person you're allowed to abduct is Rob Schneider.

I'm not sure where he's from but I don't think it's a place that understands what's funny.
January 29, 2026 at 7:52 AM