Eric VanEpps
@vaneppsauthor.bsky.social
Author/Software Engineer
The first rule of The Redneck Fireworks Club is ... No High Fives.
July 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The first rule of The Redneck Fireworks Club is ... No High Fives.
Now that Elon has stepped down, does that mean Vance is president?
June 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Now that Elon has stepped down, does that mean Vance is president?
Tired, the man splashed his face with water, slowly looking up from the sink to the mirror. The reflection of a sad little boy holding a crushed dandelion stared back and asked "We aren't really a flower after all, are we?"
The man's gaze fell back to the sink as he sighed, "Nope, just a weed."
The man's gaze fell back to the sink as he sighed, "Nope, just a weed."
March 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Tired, the man splashed his face with water, slowly looking up from the sink to the mirror. The reflection of a sad little boy holding a crushed dandelion stared back and asked "We aren't really a flower after all, are we?"
The man's gaze fell back to the sink as he sighed, "Nope, just a weed."
The man's gaze fell back to the sink as he sighed, "Nope, just a weed."
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Science, folks. Science. This is wonderful news.
March 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Science, folks. Science. This is wonderful news.
After watching the first trailer for the live action version of Lilo & Stitch, I'm wondering why they bothered using full-width chairs since everything else in it appears to be half-assed.
The Last Airbender no longer stands alone on its sunken pedestal.
The Last Airbender no longer stands alone on its sunken pedestal.
March 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
After watching the first trailer for the live action version of Lilo & Stitch, I'm wondering why they bothered using full-width chairs since everything else in it appears to be half-assed.
The Last Airbender no longer stands alone on its sunken pedestal.
The Last Airbender no longer stands alone on its sunken pedestal.
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Modern greeting cards are interesting 🤔
December 22, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Modern greeting cards are interesting 🤔
What happens in Las Vegas is up for grabs, but what happens in a black hole stays in a black hole.
February 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
What happens in Las Vegas is up for grabs, but what happens in a black hole stays in a black hole.
Happy Winnie the Pooh day!
January 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Happy Winnie the Pooh day!
Getting older and losing my hair has the added benefit that I don't have to shave my back as much.
December 23, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Getting older and losing my hair has the added benefit that I don't have to shave my back as much.
Modern greeting cards are interesting 🤔
December 22, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Modern greeting cards are interesting 🤔
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Me: My ideal vision for the future is basically what you find in Star Trek.
Them: You mean unity, diversity, peace, understanding, seeking knowledge over wealth?
Me: Well, I was talking about hot green women, but sure, all of that stuff too.
Them: You mean unity, diversity, peace, understanding, seeking knowledge over wealth?
Me: Well, I was talking about hot green women, but sure, all of that stuff too.
December 15, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Me: My ideal vision for the future is basically what you find in Star Trek.
Them: You mean unity, diversity, peace, understanding, seeking knowledge over wealth?
Me: Well, I was talking about hot green women, but sure, all of that stuff too.
Them: You mean unity, diversity, peace, understanding, seeking knowledge over wealth?
Me: Well, I was talking about hot green women, but sure, all of that stuff too.
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Cooked dinner for the ladies. Sour cream baked chicken with broccoli sausage gravy, seasoned mushroom rice, grilled brussel sprouts with Italian herbs. Crème Brūlée for dessert. Blood orange mimosas for beverages. Plated on my Noritake Palais Royale dishes as usual 😎
November 25, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Cooked dinner for the ladies. Sour cream baked chicken with broccoli sausage gravy, seasoned mushroom rice, grilled brussel sprouts with Italian herbs. Crème Brūlée for dessert. Blood orange mimosas for beverages. Plated on my Noritake Palais Royale dishes as usual 😎
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What Remains should be your next dystopian/apocalypse read.
The best way to describe James Fuller’s writing style is that it's a blood-soaked Faulkner. There is a lot of grit, and Fuller makes sure that his readers can practically taste it.
www.amazon.com/What-Remains...
The best way to describe James Fuller’s writing style is that it's a blood-soaked Faulkner. There is a lot of grit, and Fuller makes sure that his readers can practically taste it.
www.amazon.com/What-Remains...
Amazon.com: What Remains eBook : Fuller, James, Valenti, Juli: Kindle Store
Amazon.com: What Remains eBook : Fuller, James, Valenti, Juli: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
November 22, 2024 at 1:54 AM
What Remains should be your next dystopian/apocalypse read.
The best way to describe James Fuller’s writing style is that it's a blood-soaked Faulkner. There is a lot of grit, and Fuller makes sure that his readers can practically taste it.
www.amazon.com/What-Remains...
The best way to describe James Fuller’s writing style is that it's a blood-soaked Faulkner. There is a lot of grit, and Fuller makes sure that his readers can practically taste it.
www.amazon.com/What-Remains...
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amazon.com/dp/B0DMCZHJBT/
Lumberjack Jack and His Special Forest Friends
Lumberjack Jack and His Special Forest Friends
amazon.com
November 20, 2024 at 5:08 PM
amazon.com/dp/B0DMCZHJBT/
Lumberjack Jack and His Special Forest Friends
Lumberjack Jack and His Special Forest Friends
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"I like being useful; it's the next best thing to being valuable." - David Mason Riggs
June 15, 2024 at 6:32 PM
"I like being useful; it's the next best thing to being valuable." - David Mason Riggs
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"While it's definitely good to know that you're capable of rolling with the punches, it's better still not to be around to take the hit in the first place." - William J. Abbey
September 9, 2024 at 2:14 AM
"While it's definitely good to know that you're capable of rolling with the punches, it's better still not to be around to take the hit in the first place." - William J. Abbey
amazon.com/dp/B0DMCZHJBT/
Lumberjack Jack and His Special Forest Friends
Lumberjack Jack and His Special Forest Friends
amazon.com
November 20, 2024 at 5:08 PM
amazon.com/dp/B0DMCZHJBT/
Lumberjack Jack and His Special Forest Friends
Lumberjack Jack and His Special Forest Friends
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November 19, 2024 at 1:09 AM
"While it's definitely good to know that you're capable of rolling with the punches, it's better still not to be around to take the hit in the first place." - William J. Abbey
September 9, 2024 at 2:14 AM
"While it's definitely good to know that you're capable of rolling with the punches, it's better still not to be around to take the hit in the first place." - William J. Abbey
