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Vanilla Skunk
@vanillaskunk.ca
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Skunk Furry | Music Enthusiast | Tech Savvy | Cartoon Character
My FurAffinity account is old enough to drink where I live.
https://linktr.ee/vanillaskunk
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I remember that dude... wait...
Uncle Sam wants you to pull his finger so that monkeys can fly out of his butt the classy way.
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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My name may be Felix

I may not celebrate Feliz Navidad

but I did come up with a holidays name for what I do celebrate.
Nevvermore made me a VANILLASKUNK chain of 3D printed letters. I reversed the order of VANILLA and placed it after SKUNK to make SKUNKALLINAV.
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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This is a story about a waffle.
A waffle iron, but the pattern is of a keyboard.
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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It takes three days to clean foot paws.

Or maybe it has something to do with the fact that our water system currently has no filtration on it

so there's bits of sand in the water, and it kind of collects on the bottom of the tub.

But it's still lots of unsaturated water, so soap still works.
A pair of white paw mittens sitting in front of a fan.
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I'm gonna cheat and put it in alt text since I can go over 300 characters.
Well... I was having a shower last month, like the 28th or something, I can't remember. I was drying off from the shower, when my buddy asks me when the water stopped. lol I was about to put my clothes into the laundry. 3 weeks until Howloween, I wanted to start packing... The pump, under warranty, was not getting replaced for free, so that was a fight. Then the pump got replaced, and it still didn't pump. We manually pressurized it up to the pump house, which is a separate building between the well and the house, but the pressure gate never opened. There's voltage on all of the points that need it, all the parts are new, all the valves are open, and the technician can't figure out why it doesn't work.
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Hey @vancoufur.bsky.social

I have @howloween.ca supplying me with Nanaimo bars. And THIS IS GOOD OK

NO ARGUING.
two nanaimo bar squares sitting precariously on the wings of a cardboard takeout box.
October 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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My feet are warm.
Kia Fursuit paws, right up close to the camera. Big fluffy white toes. Maybe a tad dirty because I was walking outside in them.
October 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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mmmmmmmm. paaaasssttteeee.
October 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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My tail needs its own seat.

Skunk Problems.
September 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Vespas are fun.
Vespa bike that is painted like a face, where the fender is a tongue sticking out.
September 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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My car is peeing.
Under the bumper of a car can be seen, a large tupperware bin that is catching the stream of a fluorescent yellow liquid.
September 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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One person said Ass Gas or Grass

Another person said something about touching one of them

and I just wanna dream of someone touching my ass
This is a photo of a medium sized grassy meadow. There is a tree line on each side, and a farm land that is hoed into lanes in the distance.
September 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I might be a cheesecake.
Cheesecake slices with chocolate crust, whipped cream topping, and upside-down strawberries on top of the whipped cream, topped in whipped cream again in such a way to look like a santa hat. Vanilla skunk is an inverse skunk, sporting mostly white fur, black stripes where a striped skunk's white stripes would normally be, black tummy, and a red mohawk. He also has blue eyes, and a silly tongue-out expression.
September 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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This store stocks the Lindor next to the Lysol.
Lysol cans next to Lindor boxes and a bunch of irrelevant things.
August 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Help
This is a photograph of the top right corner of an F150 Lightning display. It reads: 40 degrees celsius. You can also see some of the Off Road tilt sensor display, but it isn't really important to the post.
August 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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AAAA HOW DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM
A red and white stuffed animal with a red nose wearing a tuxido
August 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Do you think my exhaust is melting my bumper?
August 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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PLEASE KEEP YOUR PANTS ON

LOL the wording
HP Spectre 13 says: Installing 42% Please keep your computer on.
July 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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No way. This laptop was designed for Windows 8.
Pictured, is an HP Spectre 13. It is installing Windows 11.
July 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Why is my DNS having a period? I've never seen a request like that before.
A whole lot of text that I wish I could transcribe for you, but the blue sky app has made it impossible for me to read what I'm transcribing. Sorry about that.
July 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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So I had to take my tire into town to get the valve stem replaced... and so far the service I've gotten from Kal Tire is like... "We'll call you when it's done..."

They're closed now.

It was 2 minutes at Alpi's. The fuck.
This is a picture of the passenger side of a 2004 Honda Civic Si, sitting on gravel. The car is sitting on a jack and a jack stand, and its front wheel is removed, and sitting on the ground.
July 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Did you guys forget to pay your Amazon AWS bill? LOL
> ping us-openapi.cloud.sengled.com Pinging alb-openapi-infrastructureops-1821512024.us-west-2.elb.amazonaws.com [2600:1f14:2b9:a56:cdb5:b09e:626a:7a50] with 32 bytes of data:
June 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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TFW

I can't change the color of my lights, and they're stuck in night alley japan colors kinda...
Sengled USA Status. Possible Sengled USA outage. Sengled USA service health Based on our analysis, Sengled USA might be experiencing or have recently experienced an outage even though there is no official acknowledgment of the issue. This chart represents Sengled USA service health over the last 24 hours, with data points collected every 15 minutes based on issue reports, page visits, and signal strength. This is a Status Gator webpage, and there is a graph below with quite a bit of red, and a lot of yellow. But I don't think this graph is very accurate, because it's based on people's reports, and says that the service was up when it was not so I don't see the point in describing it in great detail. It has been down since 7:30pm PDT yesterday, not shown here. Don't buy Sengled.
June 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I am going to eat a big fat chicken breast. And it's going to be... ...
This is a photo of Lt Commander Warf. He is very well dressed today in his Commander uniform, and his family chest piece is extra shiny. He is sitting at a table, eating a meal. His fork is taking a prolonged journey from his face to his food, while he looks up to another character, offscreen to proudly proclaim, "Delicious." It is important to remember here, when Warf says "Delicious" you must not challenge his opinion, for you will be... Delicious... too.
June 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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My old phone is trying to warn me, hours too late.
this is a photograph of a cell phone, specifically a pixel 3 XL, sitting on a white table with a mouse pad and a keyboard the phone says that it is 3:17 in the afternoon. It also says heat advisory, National weather service.
June 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM