vans.kafka
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If you pour Cholula into the abyss, the abyss will not pour Cholula all over you.
I’ve seen one dude ball like him before
October 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’ve seen one dude ball like him before
@warren.senate.gov and @pressley.house.gov were two of my go-tos on most things but seems like they’re just farming out message tested consultant slop instead of doing their jobs
October 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
@warren.senate.gov and @pressley.house.gov were two of my go-tos on most things but seems like they’re just farming out message tested consultant slop instead of doing their jobs
Maybe Terry Crews would be down. He already has experience in the role.
September 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Maybe Terry Crews would be down. He already has experience in the role.
COMMUNITY STANDARDS
September 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
COMMUNITY STANDARDS
Should have tried this one
September 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Should have tried this one
Even you can look like a fascism enabling doorknob. Only $30!
August 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Even you can look like a fascism enabling doorknob. Only $30!
They didn’t always get along so well
August 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
They didn’t always get along so well
The Mayflower one kind of reminds me of the new Mississippi flag
August 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The Mayflower one kind of reminds me of the new Mississippi flag
The fact “Epstein strategy” rolled so easily off his tongue means his phone is definitely sending “Epstein Strategy Dinner—Naval Observatory” reminder notifs
August 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The fact “Epstein strategy” rolled so easily off his tongue means his phone is definitely sending “Epstein Strategy Dinner—Naval Observatory” reminder notifs
What’s up with the Pacific Northwest and needing to fuck with the playing surfaces
July 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What’s up with the Pacific Northwest and needing to fuck with the playing surfaces
Basically what every Gen Z male is trying to look like
July 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Basically what every Gen Z male is trying to look like
Yup. Weird. I’m kinda surprised it’s active.
May 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Yup. Weird. I’m kinda surprised it’s active.
Definitely not licensed in DDC, the district she’d be working “for”
May 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Definitely not licensed in DDC, the district she’d be working “for”
Wolverine was sad and it made him mad,
Every single cop got a bullet in the head.
Every single cop got a bullet in the head.
May 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Wolverine was sad and it made him mad,
Every single cop got a bullet in the head.
Every single cop got a bullet in the head.
