vans.kafka
@vanskafka.bsky.social
If you pour Cholula into the abyss, the abyss will not pour Cholula all over you.
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I will never delete Spotify because whenever I type in “mustard sm” it knows I want to hear Mayonnaise by Smashing Pumpkins
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I will never delete Spotify because whenever I type in “mustard sm” it knows I want to hear Mayonnaise by Smashing Pumpkins
Jesus
What actor are you so (rationally or not) repulsed by that their work, no matter how good, is unwatchable to you?
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Jesus
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Excommunicating JD would show they're serious
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Excommunicating JD would show they're serious
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This shit is why people don’t trust the Democratic Party.
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This shit is why people don’t trust the Democratic Party.
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
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The Clash’s Paul Simonon, running into some young street musicians, will make your day. 💕 🎸
@theclash.com @faroutmagazine.co.uk
@theclash.com @faroutmagazine.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The Clash’s Paul Simonon, running into some young street musicians, will make your day. 💕 🎸
@theclash.com @faroutmagazine.co.uk
@theclash.com @faroutmagazine.co.uk
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Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
They’re making nümetal happen again out of boredom and nihilism huh @stevenhyden.bsky.social @iancohen.bsky.social
Korn: Korn
Read Grayson Haver Currin’s review of the album.
pitchfork.com
November 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM
They’re making nümetal happen again out of boredom and nihilism huh @stevenhyden.bsky.social @iancohen.bsky.social
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MJ Lenderman would have made a better Dylan than Chalamet. There I said it.
April 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
MJ Lenderman would have made a better Dylan than Chalamet. There I said it.
Hey @themountaingoats.bsky.social Cold at Night is beautiful. Thank you. I hear a lot of John Cale in the best way.
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Hey @themountaingoats.bsky.social Cold at Night is beautiful. Thank you. I hear a lot of John Cale in the best way.
It is is now law that any hypocrisy accusation must begin with the phrase “I’m old enough to remember”
October 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
It is is now law that any hypocrisy accusation must begin with the phrase “I’m old enough to remember”
@warren.senate.gov and @pressley.house.gov were two of my go-tos on most things but seems like they’re just farming out message tested consultant slop instead of doing their jobs
October 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
@warren.senate.gov and @pressley.house.gov were two of my go-tos on most things but seems like they’re just farming out message tested consultant slop instead of doing their jobs
For midwesterners in the wild, the only task more enigmatic than removing a bag from the overhead bin and walking in a forward direction is navigating the many complexities, relationships, and potential pratfalls of a breakfast buffet.
October 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
For midwesterners in the wild, the only task more enigmatic than removing a bag from the overhead bin and walking in a forward direction is navigating the many complexities, relationships, and potential pratfalls of a breakfast buffet.
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Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
The choice here was related in kind to the Paramount/Skydance/Colbert fiasco: play nice or Trump tanks your deals. Would have been nice if firms presented a united front. But at its core, biglaw trains lawyers to exploit all advantages. So instead they used Trump as a wedge to snipe business.
New in PN: The lawyers who caved
"If these shining stars of the legal profession are willing to betray the very legal system that gives them their value, one has to ask: is that system really working the way it should?"
"If these shining stars of the legal profession are willing to betray the very legal system that gives them their value, one has to ask: is that system really working the way it should?"
The lawyers who caved
Big Law firms finally have to hold up their end of a Trumpian bargain.
www.publicnotice.co
September 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The choice here was related in kind to the Paramount/Skydance/Colbert fiasco: play nice or Trump tanks your deals. Would have been nice if firms presented a united front. But at its core, biglaw trains lawyers to exploit all advantages. So instead they used Trump as a wedge to snipe business.
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Greg Gutfeld is performing late-night comedy the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
September 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Greg Gutfeld is performing late-night comedy the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
Can we just give Trump some horses and wagons and shit, tell him he’s super-secret king, and send him off to a random country club? He seems totally content doing whatever the fuck this is all day and hasn’t gone on a public racist tirade in a bit.
Trump makes second state visit to the UK - live updates | CNN
US President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump have arrived at Windsor Castle as they kick off their first full day of a historic second state visit to Britain. Follow for live updates.
www.cnn.com
September 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Can we just give Trump some horses and wagons and shit, tell him he’s super-secret king, and send him off to a random country club? He seems totally content doing whatever the fuck this is all day and hasn’t gone on a public racist tirade in a bit.
Where do people go to start insane right wing conspiracy theories? I have a fun one - that the NBA shifted away from inside play/dunking to 3 pointers to make the game more similar to things WNBA players can accomplish thus making the WBNA a closer simulacrum for men’s ball.
September 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Where do people go to start insane right wing conspiracy theories? I have a fun one - that the NBA shifted away from inside play/dunking to 3 pointers to make the game more similar to things WNBA players can accomplish thus making the WBNA a closer simulacrum for men’s ball.
There should be a rule that if you want to post about a sports thing, you need to give some context. People are posting like “damn that hit was crazy”; “why are they punting?”; “that ref is a fucking idiot.” Gimme more.
September 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
There should be a rule that if you want to post about a sports thing, you need to give some context. People are posting like “damn that hit was crazy”; “why are they punting?”; “that ref is a fucking idiot.” Gimme more.
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he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest
September 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest
Who else has tried the one mozzarella ball + one pack of pumpkin seeds + one pack of blueberries per day diet?
September 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Who else has tried the one mozzarella ball + one pack of pumpkin seeds + one pack of blueberries per day diet?
The Texas fucking Longhorns (and all college football related things) are the nadir of metal-ness. Their stupid fucking hand sign should be made criminal and subject to the death penalty.
August 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The Texas fucking Longhorns (and all college football related things) are the nadir of metal-ness. Their stupid fucking hand sign should be made criminal and subject to the death penalty.
Fuck yes.
August 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Fuck yes.