Nikolai🌙
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Nikolai🌙
@vantastel.bsky.social
35 | Michigan | Artist
(also a genie if you ask nicely)
Educated American here.

To my neighbors that I care about and want to protect: Please stay away. It isn't safe, and they will take you away.

At least for now until this pestilence rids sooner than later. Protect yourselves.
December 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Enough of that shit comes out of his mouth. He's one to talk. 💁🏻‍♂️
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Needs a pom-pom
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
a person is holding a carrot in a guillotine
ALT: a person is holding a carrot in a guillotine
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December 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Your hair is getting long and glorious!
December 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This doesn't "sound" like him... At least in a tweet. This is absolutely something he would say aloud, but it feels very puppeteer... like someone typed this for him.

The man can barely walk and doesn't know what planet he's on half the time, so it's just an interesting thought. 🖕 to him otherwise.
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Same color and everything
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Paintballs and bullet holes when?
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Le peep
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Woke up in a panic and tears. I was... 8 or 9 when I had that nightmare? Mannequins make me a special kind of uncomfortable to this day and I have trouble playing Silent Hill 2 because I fucking hate the mannequins. I sweat like a pig fighting them.
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM