Nikolai🌙
@vantastel.bsky.social
35 | Michigan | Artist
(also a genie if you ask nicely)
(also a genie if you ask nicely)
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Judge: It is mandatory to release the Epstein files.
Republicans: ...
Judge: You have to.
Republicans: lol k.
Judge: 30 days, but whenever is fine! No rush, guys. Take your time. Need anything? A snack while you erase certain persons on paper? Again, no rush. 😌 I love you.
Republicans: ...
Judge: You have to.
Republicans: lol k.
Judge: 30 days, but whenever is fine! No rush, guys. Take your time. Need anything? A snack while you erase certain persons on paper? Again, no rush. 😌 I love you.
December 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Judge: It is mandatory to release the Epstein files.
Republicans: ...
Judge: You have to.
Republicans: lol k.
Judge: 30 days, but whenever is fine! No rush, guys. Take your time. Need anything? A snack while you erase certain persons on paper? Again, no rush. 😌 I love you.
Republicans: ...
Judge: You have to.
Republicans: lol k.
Judge: 30 days, but whenever is fine! No rush, guys. Take your time. Need anything? A snack while you erase certain persons on paper? Again, no rush. 😌 I love you.
Good afternoon!
It's cold as shit 😊
It's cold as shit 😊
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Good afternoon!
It's cold as shit 😊
It's cold as shit 😊
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Living in a small town is something. The perks: low cost of living and little to no crime.
The cons? Well. Everyone is in each other's business and you can't go anywhere without someone going, "HEY I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE. LET ME TALK WITH YOU FOR NO REASON SO I CAN BE NOSY."
Me, the cave hermit:
The cons? Well. Everyone is in each other's business and you can't go anywhere without someone going, "HEY I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE. LET ME TALK WITH YOU FOR NO REASON SO I CAN BE NOSY."
Me, the cave hermit:
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Living in a small town is something. The perks: low cost of living and little to no crime.
The cons? Well. Everyone is in each other's business and you can't go anywhere without someone going, "HEY I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE. LET ME TALK WITH YOU FOR NO REASON SO I CAN BE NOSY."
Me, the cave hermit:
The cons? Well. Everyone is in each other's business and you can't go anywhere without someone going, "HEY I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE. LET ME TALK WITH YOU FOR NO REASON SO I CAN BE NOSY."
Me, the cave hermit:
Thanksgiving? Boring. 😤
ItsGiving? Gurl.
ItsGiving? Gurl.
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Thanksgiving? Boring. 😤
ItsGiving? Gurl.
ItsGiving? Gurl.
Lunch Meat Homunculus
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Lunch Meat Homunculus
r/Conservative is the funniest fucking place on Reddit.
They're already saying the files that will be released are fabricated by the former President.
I wonder what it's like to be that far gone and delusional. Remember that those same people vote, drive, have kids, and sit in juries. 🫥
They're already saying the files that will be released are fabricated by the former President.
I wonder what it's like to be that far gone and delusional. Remember that those same people vote, drive, have kids, and sit in juries. 🫥
a woman in a blue shirt is holding her head with her hand .
ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is holding her head with her hand .
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November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
r/Conservative is the funniest fucking place on Reddit.
They're already saying the files that will be released are fabricated by the former President.
I wonder what it's like to be that far gone and delusional. Remember that those same people vote, drive, have kids, and sit in juries. 🫥
They're already saying the files that will be released are fabricated by the former President.
I wonder what it's like to be that far gone and delusional. Remember that those same people vote, drive, have kids, and sit in juries. 🫥
Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
If we drink piss, we drink it cold. 😤
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If we drink piss, we drink it cold. 😤
Something that gets me more heated than usual in the US: Insurance. In general.
You pay a lot of money a month, and when the time comes for whatever reason, they go, "Umm we're going to cover, uh, this small thing. Maybe? Big maybe. Idk. 💅 Thanks for the $1500 over a year though lol"
You pay a lot of money a month, and when the time comes for whatever reason, they go, "Umm we're going to cover, uh, this small thing. Maybe? Big maybe. Idk. 💅 Thanks for the $1500 over a year though lol"
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Something that gets me more heated than usual in the US: Insurance. In general.
You pay a lot of money a month, and when the time comes for whatever reason, they go, "Umm we're going to cover, uh, this small thing. Maybe? Big maybe. Idk. 💅 Thanks for the $1500 over a year though lol"
You pay a lot of money a month, and when the time comes for whatever reason, they go, "Umm we're going to cover, uh, this small thing. Maybe? Big maybe. Idk. 💅 Thanks for the $1500 over a year though lol"
God. Fuck the NFL sideways.
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
God. Fuck the NFL sideways.
Barber: We charge $65 for a haircut and beard trim.
Men: You're out of your mind.
Barber: But our logo is this.
Men: Oh HELL yeah that's manly as fuck count me in
Men: You're out of your mind.
Barber: But our logo is this.
Men: Oh HELL yeah that's manly as fuck count me in
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Barber: We charge $65 for a haircut and beard trim.
Men: You're out of your mind.
Barber: But our logo is this.
Men: Oh HELL yeah that's manly as fuck count me in
Men: You're out of your mind.
Barber: But our logo is this.
Men: Oh HELL yeah that's manly as fuck count me in
Tell me your worst nightmare.
Mine: Shopping with grandparents at random mall. I hide in a clothes rack and the mall suddenly closes. My grandparents are nowhere to be seen and I am trapped in a gated outlet store. Cont.
Mine: Shopping with grandparents at random mall. I hide in a clothes rack and the mall suddenly closes. My grandparents are nowhere to be seen and I am trapped in a gated outlet store. Cont.
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Tell me your worst nightmare.
Mine: Shopping with grandparents at random mall. I hide in a clothes rack and the mall suddenly closes. My grandparents are nowhere to be seen and I am trapped in a gated outlet store. Cont.
Mine: Shopping with grandparents at random mall. I hide in a clothes rack and the mall suddenly closes. My grandparents are nowhere to be seen and I am trapped in a gated outlet store. Cont.
I'm on my fourth diarrhea today.
I thought you should all know that.
I thought you should all know that.
November 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I'm on my fourth diarrhea today.
I thought you should all know that.
I thought you should all know that.
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Sad story time: I used to make custom watercolor tokens for Magic the Gathering. I stopped playing for a number of years and got back into it. The company I partnered with a while back updated their website and all my watercolor pngs went poof with it...
20+ paintings gone forever.
Well. 🤷🏻♂️
20+ paintings gone forever.
Well. 🤷🏻♂️
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Sad story time: I used to make custom watercolor tokens for Magic the Gathering. I stopped playing for a number of years and got back into it. The company I partnered with a while back updated their website and all my watercolor pngs went poof with it...
20+ paintings gone forever.
Well. 🤷🏻♂️
20+ paintings gone forever.
Well. 🤷🏻♂️
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Wacky Postmodernism era
1999
1999
October 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Wacky Postmodernism era
1999
1999
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My favorite thing to do when I had Facebook was joining random townie groups and asking them why they all drive like absolute dogshit. 😌
October 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My favorite thing to do when I had Facebook was joining random townie groups and asking them why they all drive like absolute dogshit. 😌
The White House has never needed a ballroom. The historic East Wing is currently being demolished by a bunch of schmucks and $250 million of [checks notes] "privately funded" dollars built it.
Your tax dollars paid for that chimpanzee's long term cozy renovation. If you're not furious...
Your tax dollars paid for that chimpanzee's long term cozy renovation. If you're not furious...
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The White House has never needed a ballroom. The historic East Wing is currently being demolished by a bunch of schmucks and $250 million of [checks notes] "privately funded" dollars built it.
Your tax dollars paid for that chimpanzee's long term cozy renovation. If you're not furious...
Your tax dollars paid for that chimpanzee's long term cozy renovation. If you're not furious...
Tiktok Moms: GUYS. I found all this thrown out wooden furniture that I can upcycle! Let's bring it in! The kids will LOVE it! Take this journey with me~♡
The bedbugs living in the wood grain that destroyed the lives of the previous owners: Hell yeah
The bedbugs living in the wood grain that destroyed the lives of the previous owners: Hell yeah
three cockroaches are standing on a bottle cap with a blue background
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October 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Tiktok Moms: GUYS. I found all this thrown out wooden furniture that I can upcycle! Let's bring it in! The kids will LOVE it! Take this journey with me~♡
The bedbugs living in the wood grain that destroyed the lives of the previous owners: Hell yeah
The bedbugs living in the wood grain that destroyed the lives of the previous owners: Hell yeah
"I enjoy drunk driving and even though I hit someone, I sped off and was never caught. I feel so bad though. 😔"
ChatGPT: This is so brave. Drunk driving isn't just brave - it's genuinely human. Not everyone can do what you do, and that is something you should embrace, not apologize for.
ChatGPT: This is so brave. Drunk driving isn't just brave - it's genuinely human. Not everyone can do what you do, and that is something you should embrace, not apologize for.
October 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"I enjoy drunk driving and even though I hit someone, I sped off and was never caught. I feel so bad though. 😔"
ChatGPT: This is so brave. Drunk driving isn't just brave - it's genuinely human. Not everyone can do what you do, and that is something you should embrace, not apologize for.
ChatGPT: This is so brave. Drunk driving isn't just brave - it's genuinely human. Not everyone can do what you do, and that is something you should embrace, not apologize for.