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The system is its own best explanation.
wow that's a lot
February 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
am I doing this right?
February 13, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 3:22 PM
a million times is more than 130 times per day, every day, for twenty years
February 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
THE SYSTEM ITSELF DOES NOT DO WHAT IT SAYS IT IS DOING.
-- John Gall, "The Systems Bible"
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
there was absolutely no need to come at me like that, Specialized ebike box
February 7, 2026 at 10:37 PM
THE SYSTEM TAKES THE CREDIT (FOR ANY FAVORABLE EVENTUALITY).
-- John Gall, "The Systems Bible"
February 7, 2026 at 1:46 AM
love the message, but I think he needs to slam some water in between those cans of monster

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
February 6, 2026 at 4:49 PM
behold, the Tesla-MAGA-Cyber-Pedo-Confederate nexus
February 6, 2026 at 2:49 PM
"You know how, sometimes, when you make a copy of a copy, it's just not as sharp as the original?"

Forgiato Blow here looking like melted ICE
February 6, 2026 at 1:21 PM
GOAT indeed
February 5, 2026 at 4:58 PM
when you get to Level 54 and realize you never put a single point into Charisma
February 5, 2026 at 2:38 PM
LOOK FOR THE SELF-REFERENTIAL POINT. THAT'S WHERE THE PROBLEM IS LIKELY TO BE.
-- John Gall, "The Systems Bible"
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 AM
[record scratch] "now, you're probably wondering…"
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
the thirst was so real

Elon: "Do you want to join us (and some others) for drinks on the 30th around 10 or 11?"
February 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
why can't I drive my swasticar in peace??
February 3, 2026 at 2:07 PM
🛥️
February 3, 2026 at 4:29 AM
for anyone needing a good permanent link to the Bash reference manual, here's a new one hosted by the DOJ
February 3, 2026 at 2:32 AM
we don't know much about the people who work on the xAI "human data team", but we know they all signed this waiver
February 2, 2026 at 3:35 PM
lmao when Epstein finally tried to invite Elon to one of his parties Elon couldn't read between the lines so Epstein had to spell it out for him

"hur dur I run two big companies"
February 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Having a balcony that can see the front door is so choice when people come by trying to sell me shit. Oh darn that's right I'm up here and you can't shake my hand or even hand me a business card. See ya
January 31, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Who are you going to believe? The 1,400+ hits for "elon" in the new Epstein dump, or the repopulatoor Himself?
January 31, 2026 at 2:28 PM
January 31, 2026 at 2:21 PM
pretty sure this is one of Epstein's "girls" writing to him about dumping the guy she'd been placed with after an angry one night stand with Elon Musk: "and he has asked 6 times if Elon has given me anything? and what did el=n give me? - i ignored and again blabbing about how special we were"
January 31, 2026 at 4:14 AM