“The trick is to treat your pets just like how you’d want to be treated, right? You know, being yelled at by someone towering over you to defecate on command. Dogs are such human creatures, if you know how to connect with them.”

Unless the film’s intent was for audiences to conclude on their own that the two either/or options presented in the film were wildly unintelligent and reckless, then what was the the film‘s goal besides promoting such an equally rash and stupid version of reality upon audiences? Do better.

Grow a pair or step down so someone with a spine can lead. Caving now for apparently nothing is tantamount to accepting the blame for the shut down.

“Dick! May I call you ‘Dick’? First off—gotta say—*HUGE fan*! You’re an absolute *legend* down here. Welcome! Welcome… just, WOW! It’s going to be such an honor to spend eternity servicing and ‘questioning’ you. We can only hope the enhanced interrogation is up to your exacting standards.”

19. The Department of Labor will now recognize homelessness as a means of employment, and the US Bureau of Labor Statistics must award the President the Medle of Honor for creating the highest surge of new American jobs.

BS race direction

Other countries that aren’t bribing me? “Shitholes”

The royal patrons behind 9/11 and the butchers of Jamal Khashoggi were right there! Talk about squandering a comeback.

Guess they were saving it for a special occasion