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Mox Branning
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Has always denied being a member of PoshArsenalTwitter or participating in any hating Coquelin and making it really obvious.

Further denies any involvement in the slander of Bruce Rioja.
I didn’t think it would, but view it this way: England have two Mike Trouts and 9 Jameis with the bat.
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
So this tour poster has sparked an office conversation.

If you were going on a combined Stag/Hen, what would be the ultimate top 3 festival headliners for that particular wedding’s friend group?

I say this because I’d be pretty bloody happy with this trio as a combo
December 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
If you want a fancy boujee beer, with a premium view from a balcony, which overlooks the square and that thing from the Colin Farrell film, head to the Duvelorium. A lovely half hour (or two hours, depending on Jars consumption)
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Would like to thank the Gabriel Jesus daisycutter and whoever mis-hit that cross right at the end (Ethan? Zubi?) for the early Christmas present
December 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Here we go…
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Pope had one good tour of South Africa batting 6, a daddy hundred in India on an otherwise poor tour, and a ton on a road in Pakistan, but the rest of his away form is nothing to write home about.

He's never a test match #3. And England have better options at 4, 5, 6 than him.

Get him gone.
December 7, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I doubt many Outside, Black Audi lads are into the cricket, but this would be a superb accompaniment to their Friday afternoon advertising texts. #ashes
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Agree on the tache being terrible. However, without it, he’s look about 12 and whoever he’s dating would be deemed a nonce.

Like an inverse version of why Luke Littler is with an older woman.
December 5, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Will Jacks. #Ashes
December 4, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Duolingo m8, this is getting proper weird now
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Current mood:
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
We can hear them crying at the lane…
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Hello, my friend, we meet again
It's been a while, where should we begin?
Feels like forever
Within my heart are memories
Of perfect love that you gave to me
Oh, I remember

When you are with me, I'm free
I'm careless, I believe
Above all the others, we'll fly
This brings tears to my eyes
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
In a vacuum, I’d back us over 2 legs in a heartbeat against anyone that isn’t PSG or City.

However, given we’re competing in multiple competitions, it’ll also be helpful to avoid English teams in the QF. More helpful still to put it to bed in the 1st leg so we can rotate for the 2nd before City (h)
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 AM
There's no way Liverpool should be conceding 10 seconds after screenshot 1. Bloke with his leg up is the eventual goalscorer. Curtis Jones has 10 yards on him, but p much quits on the spot after Konate's Vin E Kompany impression and just lets him go.

The 2nd screenshot is 4 seconds after the 1st.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
“Ah you think The Great Fullback Crisis of Winter 11/12 is a dark memory? I was born in it. Moulded by it.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Should be at least one or two players rotated in each starting XI.

What most regard as Liverpool’s best XI in 2019 had only played something like 19 minutes all together as an XI before starting the CL final.

A less extreme case is minutes together for the Invincibles best XI.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
what a Bloody band 🩷
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My. Bloody. Valentine. Wembley. I will be there. Loveless, The Loveless.
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Moncler are doing a version of The Mister Wenger Coat if anyone has a spare 2 grand down the back of the sofa
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Anyone else a bit creeped out by how the Duolingo banner notification has been changed to make it look like a needy WhatsApp?
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Unreleased angle of the Michael Keane vs Idrissa Gana Gueye incident
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Sulzeer Jeremiah Campbell and Eminem.

Big fan of The Arsenal catering to 2001/02 me before today’s game.
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The pre-match Tifo today was exceptional and righted a lot of the wrongs of whatever that was before PSG.

Well done to all involved.

P.S. any chance you can add Eze in for next year’s 😘
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM