vass
@vass.bsky.social
they. vass on dreamwidth, vassraptor on tumblr, vassl formerly on twitter.
more or less at random:
Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Ninotchka (1939)
The Core (2003)
The Castle (1997, the Australian one, not the Austrian one from that year)
Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Ninotchka (1939)
The Core (2003)
The Castle (1997, the Australian one, not the Austrian one from that year)
January 15, 2026 at 9:37 AM
more or less at random:
Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Ninotchka (1939)
The Core (2003)
The Castle (1997, the Australian one, not the Austrian one from that year)
Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Ninotchka (1939)
The Core (2003)
The Castle (1997, the Australian one, not the Austrian one from that year)
that's just the womble version of one of the many dickinsons appearing in bond films
January 13, 2026 at 10:49 AM
that's just the womble version of one of the many dickinsons appearing in bond films
i am sorry about the neck fuckery and hope the wizard helps. i am also a little sorry that that sentence does not mean what i thought it did, and that this week you do not in fact need a wizard to return your neck to its usual length so you can walk through doors again
January 13, 2026 at 10:47 AM
i am sorry about the neck fuckery and hope the wizard helps. i am also a little sorry that that sentence does not mean what i thought it did, and that this week you do not in fact need a wizard to return your neck to its usual length so you can walk through doors again
"Looking at the overall map of Victoria: fuck fuck fuckety fuck."
cosigned
cosigned
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
"Looking at the overall map of Victoria: fuck fuck fuckety fuck."
cosigned
cosigned
good luck with the dental surgery, hope you win
trope: social media
character: barbara gordon
trope: social media
character: barbara gordon
January 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
good luck with the dental surgery, hope you win
trope: social media
character: barbara gordon
trope: social media
character: barbara gordon
my middle school gifted ed class was called "alpha-omega". (it was a christian school, probably needless to say. and this was in the halcyon days before the omegaverse was conceived)
January 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
my middle school gifted ed class was called "alpha-omega". (it was a christian school, probably needless to say. and this was in the halcyon days before the omegaverse was conceived)
do you already have the ice cube moulds sized for blocks of soup or stock? and do you know you can use them for beans?
January 7, 2026 at 4:52 AM
do you already have the ice cube moulds sized for blocks of soup or stock? and do you know you can use them for beans?
side note: i needed to rewrite that last sentence. the first draft had "aimed at".
January 7, 2026 at 4:49 AM
side note: i needed to rewrite that last sentence. the first draft had "aimed at".
i've never given birth either, but it turns out that if you can't get a bidet installed, there are products that fulfill the same function marketed to people who have
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 AM
i've never given birth either, but it turns out that if you can't get a bidet installed, there are products that fulfill the same function marketed to people who have
apart from everything else that's wrong with it, the knitted part is flat pink and the ball is half orange
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
apart from everything else that's wrong with it, the knitted part is flat pink and the ball is half orange
you did great, keep it up
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 AM
you did great, keep it up
did i ever tell you about the political party who sent me an email campaigning to legalise euthanasia, subject header "Dying with Dignity: It's Time!"? i wasn't having *that* bad a day!
January 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
did i ever tell you about the political party who sent me an email campaigning to legalise euthanasia, subject header "Dying with Dignity: It's Time!"? i wasn't having *that* bad a day!
dog, grabbing a stick and running back inside with it it: stairway's haunted
January 2, 2026 at 3:04 AM
dog, grabbing a stick and running back inside with it it: stairway's haunted
i trot out a cheerful, nonthreatening "i'm just being cautious!" but i like yours better. i'm so tired of this. i hate masking but i still do it, why do they have to add a social penalty to the discomfort and inconvenience?
December 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i trot out a cheerful, nonthreatening "i'm just being cautious!" but i like yours better. i'm so tired of this. i hate masking but i still do it, why do they have to add a social penalty to the discomfort and inconvenience?
vassraptor, with the caveat that i oscillated between very spammy and entirely absent
December 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
vassraptor, with the caveat that i oscillated between very spammy and entirely absent
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Gonzo is canonically non binary so yeah checks out.
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Gonzo is canonically non binary so yeah checks out.