vass
vass.bsky.social
vass
@vass.bsky.social
they. vass on dreamwidth, vassraptor on tumblr, vassl formerly on twitter.
more or less at random:
Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Ninotchka (1939)
The Core (2003)
The Castle (1997, the Australian one, not the Austrian one from that year)
January 15, 2026 at 9:37 AM
that's just the womble version of one of the many dickinsons appearing in bond films
January 13, 2026 at 10:49 AM
i am sorry about the neck fuckery and hope the wizard helps. i am also a little sorry that that sentence does not mean what i thought it did, and that this week you do not in fact need a wizard to return your neck to its usual length so you can walk through doors again
January 13, 2026 at 10:47 AM
"Looking at the overall map of Victoria: fuck fuck fuckety fuck."
cosigned
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
good luck with the dental surgery, hope you win
trope: social media
character: barbara gordon
January 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
my middle school gifted ed class was called "alpha-omega". (it was a christian school, probably needless to say. and this was in the halcyon days before the omegaverse was conceived)
January 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
same hat :(
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
do you already have the ice cube moulds sized for blocks of soup or stock? and do you know you can use them for beans?
January 7, 2026 at 4:52 AM
side note: i needed to rewrite that last sentence. the first draft had "aimed at".
January 7, 2026 at 4:49 AM
i've never given birth either, but it turns out that if you can't get a bidet installed, there are products that fulfill the same function marketed to people who have
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 AM
apart from everything else that's wrong with it, the knitted part is flat pink and the ball is half orange
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
you did great, keep it up
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 AM
did i ever tell you about the political party who sent me an email campaigning to legalise euthanasia, subject header "Dying with Dignity: It's Time!"? i wasn't having *that* bad a day!
January 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
YUM.
January 2, 2026 at 3:06 AM
dog, grabbing a stick and running back inside with it it: stairway's haunted
January 2, 2026 at 3:04 AM
i trot out a cheerful, nonthreatening "i'm just being cautious!" but i like yours better. i'm so tired of this. i hate masking but i still do it, why do they have to add a social penalty to the discomfort and inconvenience?
December 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i am! just not posting.
December 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
vassraptor, with the caveat that i oscillated between very spammy and entirely absent
December 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Reposted by vass
Gonzo is canonically non binary so yeah checks out.
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM