Marty Danish
@vaultdwellr.bsky.social
I'm a 41-year-old married non-binary parent from Colorado who loves equestrian activities, writing code, and wordsmithing. I work in AI Governance with degrees in Organizational Communication and Artificial Intelligence/Machine Learning.
Excited for you! 've recently become a huge fan of your standup after seeing you on the Daily Show. Your callbacks are epic--I love the way you plant a joke early on, segue into a related story, and then bring it back JUST as we're forgetting where you started. The surprise gets me every time!
July 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Excited for you! 've recently become a huge fan of your standup after seeing you on the Daily Show. Your callbacks are epic--I love the way you plant a joke early on, segue into a related story, and then bring it back JUST as we're forgetting where you started. The surprise gets me every time!
Every accusation from the right is a confession in the form of, "aHA! See, you're doing it, too!!"
Most kids grow out of that type of thinking by second or third grade, so I don't know what their excuse is for persisting in it.
Most kids grow out of that type of thinking by second or third grade, so I don't know what their excuse is for persisting in it.
June 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Every accusation from the right is a confession in the form of, "aHA! See, you're doing it, too!!"
Most kids grow out of that type of thinking by second or third grade, so I don't know what their excuse is for persisting in it.
Most kids grow out of that type of thinking by second or third grade, so I don't know what their excuse is for persisting in it.
"in-house publications"
Otherwise known in the greater scientific and academic community as circle jerks that aren't acceptable for citation even by freshmen taking their first stab at writing a paper in scientific format for their General Biology class
Otherwise known in the greater scientific and academic community as circle jerks that aren't acceptable for citation even by freshmen taking their first stab at writing a paper in scientific format for their General Biology class
May 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"in-house publications"
Otherwise known in the greater scientific and academic community as circle jerks that aren't acceptable for citation even by freshmen taking their first stab at writing a paper in scientific format for their General Biology class
Otherwise known in the greater scientific and academic community as circle jerks that aren't acceptable for citation even by freshmen taking their first stab at writing a paper in scientific format for their General Biology class
"Wow, you're really something, aren't you" and "don't be a smartass" is *verbatim* what's said by everyone who thinks of themselves as an authority figure when they realize the person over whom they think they're going to assert said authority isn't buying into their indefensible bullshit.
May 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"Wow, you're really something, aren't you" and "don't be a smartass" is *verbatim* what's said by everyone who thinks of themselves as an authority figure when they realize the person over whom they think they're going to assert said authority isn't buying into their indefensible bullshit.
What really gets me is that he manages to get the tips of his earlobes with it. Like, how?
May 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
What really gets me is that he manages to get the tips of his earlobes with it. Like, how?
Are we sure he's not secretly a 16-year-old mean girl?
May 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Are we sure he's not secretly a 16-year-old mean girl?