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I can make birds suddenly appear every time you are near. £10/hour.
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Never stop punching nazis.
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November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The three best TV personalities of the last decade.
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Did you know there’s a WWII air raid siren in Lewisham?

Now you do.
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“Yer da sells Avon”
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Awesome!
Pantomime horse race in Greenwich.
Sunday 14th December at 1pm.
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Saw this advertised and my first thought was Bra’tak getting a good night’s sleep. Jaffa, kree!
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Have just added a layer of sugar and brûlée’d it on top of a Bakewell Pudding.
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Enjoying the apricity in Greenwich Park on a chilly morning.
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Mr Benn went all in on the drawings of animals.
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
🐱
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Rewatching Mr Benn for the first time in probably 40 years.
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Will this experiment work? Can I recreate Vimto?
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This is textbook defamation. The BBC can sue for $1b.
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Presented without comment.
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
New blinds put up, ragu in slow cooker, fresh egg pasta made and new cola recipes attempted. Today has been a good day.
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Just invented a new pastry with currants, blackcurrants and malt extract. Bloody delicious.
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hanging out with my emotional support animals ❤️
November 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
smol fren
November 6, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I’m picturing
November 5, 2025 at 7:35 AM
This could be the start of something beautiful
November 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
smol fren
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
OK, this is the most disturbing halloween decorations I’ve seen yet.
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
This seems.... not ideal.
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 AM
These are 3 variations on a cola recipe I’m playing with. The flavour profiles, based on the mix of ingredients should hopefully come out nicely once they’ve aged and matured.
October 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I need these
October 22, 2025 at 10:26 AM