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Jk it was 78° in my parents house 😵😵😵
December 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Jk it was 78° in my parents house 😵😵😵
I was setting out my son’s pjs for tonight & the shirt says “Sleep like a champ” but “like a chump” from Limp Bizkit’s “Nookie” popped into my head LOL why am I like this
December 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I was setting out my son’s pjs for tonight & the shirt says “Sleep like a champ” but “like a chump” from Limp Bizkit’s “Nookie” popped into my head LOL why am I like this
Relieved that it’s windy & a touch cooler than what I anticipated bc we’ll be at my parents for dinner & my dad doesn’t lower his thermostat lower than 76° 🫠
I get that it’s Texas but humid, hot Christmases are the pits
I get that it’s Texas but humid, hot Christmases are the pits
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Relieved that it’s windy & a touch cooler than what I anticipated bc we’ll be at my parents for dinner & my dad doesn’t lower his thermostat lower than 76° 🫠
I get that it’s Texas but humid, hot Christmases are the pits
I get that it’s Texas but humid, hot Christmases are the pits
Had a dream that Hanson covered “9 to 5” on Sesame Street? Ok lol
December 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Had a dream that Hanson covered “9 to 5” on Sesame Street? Ok lol
Had to cosleep with my son last night (he climbed out of the crib at my in-laws at midnight 🙃) & echoing @birdsandbeers.bsky.social, how do parents do that regularly?! How can you get quality sleep when you’re constantly being kicked or have all their body weight & heat on you 🫠
December 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Had to cosleep with my son last night (he climbed out of the crib at my in-laws at midnight 🙃) & echoing @birdsandbeers.bsky.social, how do parents do that regularly?! How can you get quality sleep when you’re constantly being kicked or have all their body weight & heat on you 🫠
Kind of hate feeling like we have to take down the Christmas tree & stuff the day after bc it shortens the amount of time our cat messes with it all, but it also forces us to not be lazy & wait until it’s been up way too long. (He surprisingly didn’t mess with it while we were out of town, ironic)
December 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Kind of hate feeling like we have to take down the Christmas tree & stuff the day after bc it shortens the amount of time our cat messes with it all, but it also forces us to not be lazy & wait until it’s been up way too long. (He surprisingly didn’t mess with it while we were out of town, ironic)
Saw one of these guys driving back from my in-laws…I love birds
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Saw one of these guys driving back from my in-laws…I love birds
Living in a Texas suburb means sometimes hearing coyotes and I’m actually ok with that (given we and our pets are inside and safe obv)
December 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Living in a Texas suburb means sometimes hearing coyotes and I’m actually ok with that (given we and our pets are inside and safe obv)
Woke up from a nap super refreshed and happy, instead of groggy and confused 💃🏼
December 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Woke up from a nap super refreshed and happy, instead of groggy and confused 💃🏼
Ran to Target to pick up a prescription and OMG they were making popcorn in the back and it smelled sooo good. It was only 9:15 in the morning so I get why they didn’t have any out yet, but I definitely would’ve indulged if they didn’t 😅
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Ran to Target to pick up a prescription and OMG they were making popcorn in the back and it smelled sooo good. It was only 9:15 in the morning so I get why they didn’t have any out yet, but I definitely would’ve indulged if they didn’t 😅
Passed a mom, clearly overstimulated, with her kid walking out of HEB and ma’am, SAME. Since Thanksgiving. Holy crap this month 🙃
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Passed a mom, clearly overstimulated, with her kid walking out of HEB and ma’am, SAME. Since Thanksgiving. Holy crap this month 🙃
WELP if you get some cranberry juice to fight a UTI, maybe don’t drink more than half of it within a few hours bc you’ll end up with bubble guts and puking similar to being too intoxicated…that sugar content is no joke I guess 🫠
I’m fine now least 😂
I’m fine now least 😂
December 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
WELP if you get some cranberry juice to fight a UTI, maybe don’t drink more than half of it within a few hours bc you’ll end up with bubble guts and puking similar to being too intoxicated…that sugar content is no joke I guess 🫠
I’m fine now least 😂
I’m fine now least 😂
Coincidentally had a follow up appt regarding my *happy pills* and since I’ve been kind of struggling, she upped my dosage so hopefully the holidays aren’t so stressful and anxiety ridden 🤪
December 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Coincidentally had a follow up appt regarding my *happy pills* and since I’ve been kind of struggling, she upped my dosage so hopefully the holidays aren’t so stressful and anxiety ridden 🤪
I had no idea that becoming a mom, especially a stay at home mom, would add such a heavy mental load to my life.
December 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I had no idea that becoming a mom, especially a stay at home mom, would add such a heavy mental load to my life.
I saw that 3 members of Danity Kane reunited for a show & have since had “DO DO DO YOU HAVE A FIRST AID KIT HANDY” in my head & I’m back working overnight rollouts at J.Crew bc that’s when our Muzak station would switch from indie rock to current hits 😂
December 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I saw that 3 members of Danity Kane reunited for a show & have since had “DO DO DO YOU HAVE A FIRST AID KIT HANDY” in my head & I’m back working overnight rollouts at J.Crew bc that’s when our Muzak station would switch from indie rock to current hits 😂
Son woke up from nap yesterday with a low grade fever (teacher said she got 2 other similar msgs, yay kid germs), no other symptoms (I was paranoid he’d puke at any second) & was acting normal & eating almost normal, and he slept crazily last night (all over his room, in his rocking chair,
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Son woke up from nap yesterday with a low grade fever (teacher said she got 2 other similar msgs, yay kid germs), no other symptoms (I was paranoid he’d puke at any second) & was acting normal & eating almost normal, and he slept crazily last night (all over his room, in his rocking chair,
I had to run to Ulta, which I rarely do in person anymore, but since Bath & Body Works is next door, I said F it and decided to get a couple of candles…it took me a bit to find 2 that I liked, since so many of them are so sweet or sugary smelling…remember when we were obsessed 😂😵💫
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I had to run to Ulta, which I rarely do in person anymore, but since Bath & Body Works is next door, I said F it and decided to get a couple of candles…it took me a bit to find 2 that I liked, since so many of them are so sweet or sugary smelling…remember when we were obsessed 😂😵💫
Our cat threw up ON TOP of our kitchen cabinets and some of it flew down to the counter. I’m done for the day
December 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Our cat threw up ON TOP of our kitchen cabinets and some of it flew down to the counter. I’m done for the day
This weird weather has given me a dull headache every day this week and I’m over it 🫠🫠🫠 going to have a nice glass of cab as soon as I get home from my son’s swim class bc that sounds like it’ll make things better 😂
December 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This weird weather has given me a dull headache every day this week and I’m over it 🫠🫠🫠 going to have a nice glass of cab as soon as I get home from my son’s swim class bc that sounds like it’ll make things better 😂
Holy crap, I’ve been calling my old PCP trying to cancel an appointment and it would just ring & ring with no voicemail or anything (kind of weird for a doctor’s office, but they’re also kind of old school), like for weeks, and so I thought something bad happened & they closed, and
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Holy crap, I’ve been calling my old PCP trying to cancel an appointment and it would just ring & ring with no voicemail or anything (kind of weird for a doctor’s office, but they’re also kind of old school), like for weeks, and so I thought something bad happened & they closed, and
I had my birthday massage yesterday (thanks Ronnie 🥰), and finally tried a CBD one, and omgggg it was amazing. I woke up so sore bc the masseuse really dug into every muscle, and the oil helped a ton of course. I need to try to put some money aside to have one a month.
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I had my birthday massage yesterday (thanks Ronnie 🥰), and finally tried a CBD one, and omgggg it was amazing. I woke up so sore bc the masseuse really dug into every muscle, and the oil helped a ton of course. I need to try to put some money aside to have one a month.
Yes, I participated in a large online retailer’s Black Friday, plus a large clothing company, but it was all for gifts for my son and nieces, so I hope that’s ok 🫶
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Yes, I participated in a large online retailer’s Black Friday, plus a large clothing company, but it was all for gifts for my son and nieces, so I hope that’s ok 🫶
Wicked For Good was great, of course, but I’m also seeing memes & such about the Cowardly Lion being the true villain, but watching it he also reminded me of our cat so I couldn’t be too mad at him 😂
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Wicked For Good was great, of course, but I’m also seeing memes & such about the Cowardly Lion being the true villain, but watching it he also reminded me of our cat so I couldn’t be too mad at him 😂
Apparently Good Culture cottage cheese is super popular in some places, saw it in HEB so I got some and…it’s good but that’s it? lol
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Apparently Good Culture cottage cheese is super popular in some places, saw it in HEB so I got some and…it’s good but that’s it? lol
I hate when I see missing cat & dog posts on FB 😭 all kitties and puppies need to be in a home rn
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I hate when I see missing cat & dog posts on FB 😭 all kitties and puppies need to be in a home rn