blaming my huge wet fart on a nearby fruit fly
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
blaming my huge wet fart on a nearby fruit fly
slam this can of canned chicken and I'll respect you
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
slam this can of canned chicken and I'll respect you
every hour on the hour my phone displays an alert disclosing my exact nearness to a man named Jeremy Oilcloth
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
every hour on the hour my phone displays an alert disclosing my exact nearness to a man named Jeremy Oilcloth
I'm part of a world-wide community of treacherous hoes
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I'm part of a world-wide community of treacherous hoes
my son named Starwars Blaster
July 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
my son named Starwars Blaster
simmer down cousin it's just ribaldry
July 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
simmer down cousin it's just ribaldry
let's construct systems together babydarling
July 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
let's construct systems together babydarling
need a light bto? *invokes a lightning bolt on your cigarette and your face and your head and your body*
July 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
need a light bto? *invokes a lightning bolt on your cigarette and your face and your head and your body*
the beast's apprentice
July 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
the beast's apprentice
like the practiced grin of a smileologist
July 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
like the practiced grin of a smileologist
follow for more poop-based worldbuilding concepts
July 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
follow for more poop-based worldbuilding concepts
you're a godforsucking crapbastard
July 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
you're a godforsucking crapbastard
theres something huge crawling all over me
July 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
theres something huge crawling all over me
"what's the big idea?" is such a beautiful question
July 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"what's the big idea?" is such a beautiful question
I made my skull flexible with chemical treatments and weird embrocations
July 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I made my skull flexible with chemical treatments and weird embrocations
recipe that requires "2 tbsp any fluid"
July 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
recipe that requires "2 tbsp any fluid"
i need a recipe blog so i can share stuff like my "Fucked Up Beans"
July 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i need a recipe blog so i can share stuff like my "Fucked Up Beans"
34 year old man employed in finance: grok, what is twelve times seveln
grok: you might be surprised by this—anti-white racism actually has an easy solution! If the global south were completely and utterly annihilated, which, naturally, is a job for my creator Elon Musk, then...
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grok: you might be surprised by this—anti-white racism actually has an easy solution! If the global south were completely and utterly annihilated, which, naturally, is a job for my creator Elon Musk, then...
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July 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
34 year old man employed in finance: grok, what is twelve times seveln
grok: you might be surprised by this—anti-white racism actually has an easy solution! If the global south were completely and utterly annihilated, which, naturally, is a job for my creator Elon Musk, then...
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grok: you might be surprised by this—anti-white racism actually has an easy solution! If the global south were completely and utterly annihilated, which, naturally, is a job for my creator Elon Musk, then...
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this smile is a love letter to happyness
July 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
this smile is a love letter to happyness
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calling out of work sticky
July 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
calling out of work sticky
dont be mad but i mightve just fired one thousand bombs to your location
July 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
dont be mad but i mightve just fired one thousand bombs to your location
this crystal gives me the power of basic empathy
July 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
this crystal gives me the power of basic empathy
mobile game called gup war: two gups versus
July 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
mobile game called gup war: two gups versus