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26 | it jiggled when i fell from heaven btw
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i'm like if a golden retriever had abandonment issues and a marijuana addiction
I'm her Soulja boy the way I kiss her thru the phone
January 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
my job in the friend group
January 3, 2026 at 2:19 PM
ppl at my work think I make tech miracles. I cannot touch a broken monitor and heal it bro 😭
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
woke up with an attitude, I'll try again next year.
January 1, 2026 at 12:26 PM
feel like shit, I just want her back (a red bull)
December 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Working on a shitty car with friends is one of the most spiritual experiences a human can endure
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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need a fuckass job need fuckass money for my fuckass life
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
ain’t a zombie but tryin to get some brain
October 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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this pic that's saved in my gallery is worryingly getting a lot of use lately
April 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
we're in such an unserious times
March 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who up washin they rice ?!
March 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
growing up as a boy i was only taught guy things like beer, boobs, and the Daytona 500
March 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
don’t ask me for anything today, i’m hitting low dice rolls and fumbling everything
March 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
cat in lap ✅
radiohead playing ✅
yup it’s peak
March 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
NOT ON MY FACE DUDE
March 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I'm so bad with anything gross, idk why but having it in my hand makes me feel like it's in my mouth 😭😭
March 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I suffer with a voice in my head that says "who gives a shit" every time I think about sharing anything ever
March 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
gonna cease to exist once i get home from work 😵‍💫 like no one is gonna pull me off of my bed
March 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I don’t think I’ll ever beat the allegations that everyone thinks I’m gay when they first meet me
March 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
hello bathroom floor my ol friend
March 18, 2025 at 9:33 AM
why does everyone say i have an combustion engine? my engine is still intact 😵‍💫
March 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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just say you hate me
March 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
farted with airpods in. i thought it was quiet till my co worker taps my shoulder and says “it’s gonna itch when it dries” 🥲
February 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
ill spend money on in-game skins but wont spend $5 on some new socks. almost all my socks have holes in them and i hate it so much but im STUPID and refuse to spend money on socks
February 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM