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Bert Handsome
@vekzero.bsky.social
Living like a prehistoric dog. Father, husband, dog owner, artist and web developer. I love reading and writing.
August 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
when i first started playing in FMNs i ran a mono black aggro during theros/ravnica block and this guy is just the perfect closer. him teamed up with rakdos crackler and rakdos freak... chef kiss.
August 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
OMFG A REGULAR CUTE PERSON.
July 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
So I learned that Michael Crichton has the number 1 selling book at the moment which is weird cause he is dead but I guess his wife Sherri asked James Patterson which lead me to learn... Crichton had a lot of marriages.
July 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
July 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Been on Twitter the past few days and my feed is giving me Richard Spencer tweets. It’s so fucking Nazi pilled right now holy shit.
July 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Weird to use AI here when those 8 guys have names
June 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
brilliantly stupid amazing.
June 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
simp as your professional gamer name is too funny.
June 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
done
June 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
bye penis
June 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"give me a written apology by the end of da gif you want to avoid litigation"

If the video is 10 years old then apologize and act like a grown up. be a fucking man.
June 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm a bit of a weapon skins dweeb and I'm kinda proud of how slick this Model L build is for COD:BO6.
June 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
how do you do this?! like how do you set up the canvas it it just a square brush on a normal sized canvas or is it like 72x72 blown up!? Seriously stellar pixel art Also I guess I'll join in for once.

I should draw again.
June 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“When I world on the stolen election with Ted”
June 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Maybe I’m wrong but this feels racist to call a Qatari a Bin Laden…

Libs keep posting wins
June 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
little video game posting. while i'm not excited that black ops 7 (lol 7?!) is right around the corner and therefore black ops 6 is about to be maintenance moded, Milo Ventimiglia has like the perfect face for a celebrity main character in CoD. Dude just looks badass.
June 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I like how he says occams razor then post Russia gate stuff. Like Occam’s razor is just America has always had a pseudo fascism state we just called it Jim Crow, anti civil rights, the klan, etc etc. like we just have bad people here and don’t need russias help with that.
June 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
June 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
June 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
whose your friend?
June 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I knew I’ve seen him before
June 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
"rr Uu tIgggGgerrdRreDdd LiB"
June 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
its literally just a fucking meme to him. the entire conflict is just petty drama and a meme.
May 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
May 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM