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Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet)

@velcrocandy.bsky.social

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I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt. (🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.) Lake Erie Selkie 🦭🌊 Fortune And Glory Icon of Sin ⸸ Switchy Witch 🧹 🌒🌕🌘 she/her 🏳️‍⚧️

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Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 11h

Hey Hey, it's time to make some CRAZY money! 🚕

Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 11h

... 😏

Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 11h

Negative attention is still attention, love.

Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 12h

Self awareness be damned

You're so cute

You don't even gotta take the bus I'll drive you anywhere Imaooooo I'm simping

12:47PM

I don't fw blank profiles

1:12PM

It's only blank because theirs a lot of weird ppl lol

Sorry

Creeps

1:13PM

That's true.

Sometimes I get these fucking creepy dudes who say weird shit like, "You don't even gotta take the bus I'll drive you anywhere Imaooooo I'm simping" lol Can you imagine?!

1:14PM

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Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 13h

That's his pet

Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 13h

Current mood

An old movie that no one on BlueSky but me has seen.

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Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 17h

I have an action figure if this character.
I don't know what she's from, I just thought she was cute.

Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 17h

♓Just because it wants to come out of your mouth doesn't mean it's a good idea to share it now--push-back could be intense. Ignore the voices of intrusive thoughts and lean into what is gentle, supportive, and comforting.

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Queer Armorer @queerarmorer.bsky.social · 1d

It is no longer reasonable to assume decency or honesty from any ICE agent.

Act accordingly. They will lie. They will cheat. They will steal. They will kill. All in order to hurt your friends and family for not fitting their broken definitions of what an American is.

Don’t play fair. ICE won’t.

Gillian Brockell @gbrockell.bsky.social · 2d

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 2d

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
trib.al/9Sxu9IN

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Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 1d

I love you too, Angel. Every night is better when I can share it with you!
And, wow, you're so beautiful! 🥹

Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 1d

Picnic with @misskaneda.bsky.social 🦭🌕🪿

Candy and Kylie in black dresses sitting by the woods

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Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 1d

Hunter's Moon over Cleveland.

The Hunter's Moon high above the Cleveland skyline reflecting in Lake Erie

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Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 1d

♓Be wary of things you stumble across under poor stars, they are less likely to be helpful than when there is more sunshine in the Universal sky. Don't take sides in a conflict that isn't yours; even an attempt at peacekeeping might not work out now.

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Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 2d

♓Don't force-feed an opinion, don't let anyone force-feed you--let your values shape your attitudes organically. Avoid any knee-jerk investment or divestiture now, Universal vibes shape your assessments, better days give clearer feedback.

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Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 3d

Trying to enjoy the spooky season but it's 80° out.

Cleveland, OH 441...

Now 78°

Sunny

Feels like 80°

High: 80° Low: 64°

Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 3d

♓You might not feel seen or truly met out in the world now, frequencies could feel off, your inner alignments could be shifting and evolving. Find a path through personal artistic expression or at least work out anxieties that way.

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Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 4d

I never get invited to really great parties anymore.

A screenshot from the video game the psychotron. Three stereotypical gangsters are sitting around a rectangular table playing cards. Text on the screen reads:
The Psychotron
player 1 join the game.
Surprisingly, the Nardini family has ceased all operations. In an unprecedented move, Mafia crime boss, Anthony Nardini, has made a full confession regarding his involvement with drug transport and
player 1
27600
Main
Status
Exit

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Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 4d

Is this dated or timeless?

The image shows a meme based on a Facebook photo reporting option. The phrase "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" originated as a privacy tool on the social media platform in the early 2010s, allowing users to report and hide images they were tagged in or appeared in without their consent. The screenshot of the report menu became a viral meme after 2016, often used as a reaction image to show relatable or embarrassing content.

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Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 4d

♓If you feel a little tender, choose venues and groups that are respectful, some people and some spaces out there are not. A partner could have a perfect money solution. A consistently solid performance in the world upholds your reputation.

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Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 5d

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Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 5d

Did we ever establish what the middle initial, "P", stood for?
I've heard "Power Tools" but I'm pretty sure that was just a gag.

Ernest P. Worrell as portrayed by Jim Varney

Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 5d

If the light is green

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Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 5d

🦭⁉️

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Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 5d

♓A small, back-of-mind fear could spiral into a big worry if you let it hijack your today. Better to stay focused on needed tasks and revisit any concerns tomorrow or after. Your place in the world could be on the upswing.

Shutting my brain down in 3,
2,
1

... (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

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Velcro Candy (Sticky Sweet) @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 6d

send me anonymous messages!

Draw an evil seal pup and innocent cat

I feel like I've already drawn those.

000

NGL

anonymous q&a

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