Venkat
@vencat.bsky.social
AI prompt artist. Billy Wilder stan.
On Forbes “30 under 30” list for last 25 years.
Thoughtless leader.
On Forbes “30 under 30” list for last 25 years.
Thoughtless leader.
lol NYT working hard to put NYT Pitchbot out of business
December 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
lol NYT working hard to put NYT Pitchbot out of business
can we retire the tired phrase -
“looking for a needle in a haystack” (seriously wtf)
and replace it with
“like searching for an AirPod in snow covered sidewalks”
thank you for your attention to this matter
“looking for a needle in a haystack” (seriously wtf)
and replace it with
“like searching for an AirPod in snow covered sidewalks”
thank you for your attention to this matter
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
can we retire the tired phrase -
“looking for a needle in a haystack” (seriously wtf)
and replace it with
“like searching for an AirPod in snow covered sidewalks”
thank you for your attention to this matter
“looking for a needle in a haystack” (seriously wtf)
and replace it with
“like searching for an AirPod in snow covered sidewalks”
thank you for your attention to this matter
makes sense
was louvre123 taken
was louvre123 taken
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
makes sense
was louvre123 taken
was louvre123 taken
guys I am following this car if I don’t skeet again in the next hour call the cops
October 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
guys I am following this car if I don’t skeet again in the next hour call the cops
no way the louvre heist was done by french guys
they don’t work sundays
they don’t work sundays
October 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
no way the louvre heist was done by french guys
they don’t work sundays
they don’t work sundays
did AI write this article
October 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
did AI write this article
yay Amazon settlement looking forward to a check for $1.26 in the mail
September 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
yay Amazon settlement looking forward to a check for $1.26 in the mail
[ me waiting to hear about Radiohead ticket codes today]
*cry listening to radiohead*
*continue listening and crying even if I get tickets *
*cry listening to radiohead*
*continue listening and crying even if I get tickets *
September 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
[ me waiting to hear about Radiohead ticket codes today]
*cry listening to radiohead*
*continue listening and crying even if I get tickets *
*cry listening to radiohead*
*continue listening and crying even if I get tickets *
This Tarifi is Ex-Google AI guy wants us to “meditate/socialize/get to know yourself emotionally”. That’s great because you can use those to pay bills too!
August 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This Tarifi is Ex-Google AI guy wants us to “meditate/socialize/get to know yourself emotionally”. That’s great because you can use those to pay bills too!
excited to see taylor swift drop the epstein files soon
August 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
excited to see taylor swift drop the epstein files soon
Bosch lawyers : do not fuckin use the word “tariffs”
Comm team : uh, ok
Comm team : uh, ok
June 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Bosch lawyers : do not fuckin use the word “tariffs”
Comm team : uh, ok
Comm team : uh, ok
ah yes…regular, like a iPhone drop
June 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
ah yes…regular, like a iPhone drop
Getting sick of this “Elon is leaving DOGE” narrative
1. locked up starlink deals during Middle East trips. $$$ 2. Trillions to be spent on “golden dome” defense project - more $ for him 3. DOGE goons still embedded in treasury and “moving data to the cloud” etc. he has access to all this
1. locked up starlink deals during Middle East trips. $$$ 2. Trillions to be spent on “golden dome” defense project - more $ for him 3. DOGE goons still embedded in treasury and “moving data to the cloud” etc. he has access to all this
May 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Getting sick of this “Elon is leaving DOGE” narrative
1. locked up starlink deals during Middle East trips. $$$ 2. Trillions to be spent on “golden dome” defense project - more $ for him 3. DOGE goons still embedded in treasury and “moving data to the cloud” etc. he has access to all this
1. locked up starlink deals during Middle East trips. $$$ 2. Trillions to be spent on “golden dome” defense project - more $ for him 3. DOGE goons still embedded in treasury and “moving data to the cloud” etc. he has access to all this
me: phew got ready just in time. Let me login qui-
computer:
computer:
May 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
me: phew got ready just in time. Let me login qui-
computer:
computer:
bro are they live streaming the conclave or not would watch the shit out of that
May 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
bro are they live streaming the conclave or not would watch the shit out of that
why are these clowns at NYT normalizing this shit jesus
April 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
why are these clowns at NYT normalizing this shit jesus
was thrilled to learn katy Perry was shot into space but apparently she is back? what gives
April 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
was thrilled to learn katy Perry was shot into space but apparently she is back? what gives
yes spelling bee I see the distress signal
April 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
yes spelling bee I see the distress signal
amazed how the Atlantic guy didn’t drop a “new phone houthis” line into the war chat
March 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
amazed how the Atlantic guy didn’t drop a “new phone houthis” line into the war chat