Derek
@venicederek.bsky.social
Going straight to hell just like my mama. Veteran, surfer, Dodger fan. But mostly, I have a dog. #Cal #UCLA
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Texas wins the Cracker Bowl.
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Texas wins the Cracker Bowl.
"God created woman, but the devil created Brigitte Bardot."
December 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
"God created woman, but the devil created Brigitte Bardot."
Ten times more people will now see the leaked "60 Minutes" torture broadcast than if it had aired on CBS as originally planned. But, no advertising revenue. 🤣 That Barney Weiss is a genius, I tell ya.
December 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ten times more people will now see the leaked "60 Minutes" torture broadcast than if it had aired on CBS as originally planned. But, no advertising revenue. 🤣 That Barney Weiss is a genius, I tell ya.
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Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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He couldn't find Romania on a map. Of Romania.
US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth's decision to remove troops from Romania raises concerns about European security amid ongoing tensions with Russia.
US troop drawdown in Romania signals wider US pivot away from Europe
US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth's decision to remove troops from Romania raises concerns about European security amid ongoing tensions with Russia.
l.euronews.com
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
He couldn't find Romania on a map. Of Romania.
Pitchers and catchers report in 101 days.
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Pitchers and catchers report in 101 days.
My favorite part of the Great Gatsby.
November 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My favorite part of the Great Gatsby.
Kinda weird to watch Christmas TV commercials while I still have my World Series lights up.
October 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Kinda weird to watch Christmas TV commercials while I still have my World Series lights up.
During the 18th-inning stretch, Dodger fans stand and sing "Paradise City."
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
During the 18th-inning stretch, Dodger fans stand and sing "Paradise City."
The Dodgers and Blue Jays have gone through 225 balls tonight. My last Little League team went through four in two years.
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The Dodgers and Blue Jays have gone through 225 balls tonight. My last Little League team went through four in two years.
Ronald Reagan, the great liberal propagandist. 🙄
WELKER: Why is the president setting trade policy based on a TV ad he doesn't like?
BESSENT: This is a kind of propaganda against US citizens. It's psyops
BESSENT: This is a kind of propaganda against US citizens. It's psyops
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Ronald Reagan, the great liberal propagandist. 🙄
Shohei Ohtani ad at Wrigley Field during Cubs-Padres playoff game. 😂
October 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Shohei Ohtani ad at Wrigley Field during Cubs-Padres playoff game. 😂
When Trump says "full force" it means the National Guard will have leaf blowers.
September 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
When Trump says "full force" it means the National Guard will have leaf blowers.
They can defrost Walt Fucking Disney for all I care. Never another dime.
September 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
They can defrost Walt Fucking Disney for all I care. Never another dime.
Robert Redford once told me: "Never drop names."
September 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Robert Redford once told me: "Never drop names."
Make a band singular:
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September 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Make a band singular:
U
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In February 2021, Cox signed a constitutional carry bill to allow individuals to carry a firearm in public without a permit.
Spencer Cox: "Our nation is broken. We had political assassinations recently in Minnesota. We had an attempted assassination on the gov of Pennsylvania. And we had an attempted assassination on a president. Nothing I say can unite us as a country. Nothing I can say right now can fix what is broken"
September 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
In February 2021, Cox signed a constitutional carry bill to allow individuals to carry a firearm in public without a permit.
Looking forward to the National Guard patrolling Trousdale Estates.
Trump says Beverly Hills is crime-ridden. Really? 'I've never felt unsafe here'
Trump says Beverly Hills is crime-ridden. Really? 'I’ve never felt unsafe here'
President Trump says Beverly Hills residents are dealing with people stealing items from their cars, but locals say otherwise.
www.latimes.com
August 29, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Looking forward to the National Guard patrolling Trousdale Estates.
Everyday is National Dog Day.
August 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Everyday is National Dog Day.
