I'm not saying this year has been long but remember that terrible Wonka Experience? With the sad Oompa Loompah and The Unknown? Well that was this year. And not only was it this year, it was at the end of February. It was 10 months ago.

So, let's try doing #duvetknowitschristmas here this evening? People are literally Driving Home For Christmas right now, which MIGHT JUST mean that they'll be sleeping somewhere unusual. 1/

Captain Tom's daughter making sure he wouldn't find out what she was doing with the money.

We're about a decade in to this weird narrative where apparently centrists will always be driven right by us on the left but are somehow magically never driven left by the far-right.