@Leo’sHaiku
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Leo’s Haiku: the dog with a little bite for political nonsense. Political satire delivered in 17 syllables on mugs, mouse pads, jigsaws, phone cases. leoshaiku.com
Our wonderful country is being run by a mob boss, where extortion is the Rule of Law.
December 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Our wonderful country is being run by a mob boss, where extortion is the Rule of Law.
Add it to the list. . . .
December 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Add it to the list. . . .
Not sure where he got the toilet paper. Maybe the bathroom in the Supreme Court building?
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Not sure where he got the toilet paper. Maybe the bathroom in the Supreme Court building?
What a shame. To have that full MAGA makeover and then end up as a dog's chew toy.
December 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
What a shame. To have that full MAGA makeover and then end up as a dog's chew toy.
Or don't release any of the reports, not just jobs, AND fire the statistician.
December 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Or don't release any of the reports, not just jobs, AND fire the statistician.
There's definitely a reason he likes the poorly educated.
December 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
There's definitely a reason he likes the poorly educated.
And you might have measles too if you've visited South Carolina recently.
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
And you might have measles too if you've visited South Carolina recently.
So much to unpack in this post; read it carefully. And remember, Cognitive Tests are not IQ tests; they are mile markers on the road to deterioration!
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
So much to unpack in this post; read it carefully. And remember, Cognitive Tests are not IQ tests; they are mile markers on the road to deterioration!
When you think "It's the least you can do. . " this is literally the LEAST we can do to make life a little easier for people with disabilities. Is ALT text next?
BUT this certainly does explain the state of the State Department, when Rubio is worried that a font is too "DEI".
BUT this certainly does explain the state of the State Department, when Rubio is worried that a font is too "DEI".
December 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
When you think "It's the least you can do. . " this is literally the LEAST we can do to make life a little easier for people with disabilities. Is ALT text next?
BUT this certainly does explain the state of the State Department, when Rubio is worried that a font is too "DEI".
BUT this certainly does explain the state of the State Department, when Rubio is worried that a font is too "DEI".
No tax on tips is one of those things that SOUNDS great, but in actual practice may not be what we expect.
December 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
No tax on tips is one of those things that SOUNDS great, but in actual practice may not be what we expect.
Trump Promises Farmers $12 Billion to Blunt Fallout From His Trade War www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/u...
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December 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Trump Promises Farmers $12 Billion to Blunt Fallout From His Trade War www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/u...
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Nope, not distracted yet.
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Nope, not distracted yet.
The Private Sector lost 32,000 jobs in November.
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The Private Sector lost 32,000 jobs in November.
She was convicted of election fraud so she's where she belongs.
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
She was convicted of election fraud so she's where she belongs.
Trump calls a governor a sleazebag for following the law and refusing to release a woman convicted of election fraud. If she'd been trying to turn that election to the Dems, Trump would want her executed but that's a whole other post. Meanwhile Trump seems to pardon anyone who flatters or pays him.
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Trump calls a governor a sleazebag for following the law and refusing to release a woman convicted of election fraud. If she'd been trying to turn that election to the Dems, Trump would want her executed but that's a whole other post. Meanwhile Trump seems to pardon anyone who flatters or pays him.
Yes I do remember that. I hope a lot of people remember that.
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Yes I do remember that. I hope a lot of people remember that.
Predators love to bend the law like a balloon animal— but the punchline is always the same: their excuses collapse faster than a politician's alibi for why his name got into the files . One minute it's a photo op; the next it's a subpoena with receipts.
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Predators love to bend the law like a balloon animal— but the punchline is always the same: their excuses collapse faster than a politician's alibi for why his name got into the files . One minute it's a photo op; the next it's a subpoena with receipts.
Costco sued,MAGA boycotted Meanwhile Trump’s actions read like a dystopian bingo card
Pardoned 1,500+ Jan 6 rioters
OK'd boat strikes killing civilians;pardoned an actual drug lord
Deported legal residents
Called lawmakers traitors, threatened execution
But sure—Costco's the real threat to democracy
Pardoned 1,500+ Jan 6 rioters
OK'd boat strikes killing civilians;pardoned an actual drug lord
Deported legal residents
Called lawmakers traitors, threatened execution
But sure—Costco's the real threat to democracy
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Costco sued,MAGA boycotted Meanwhile Trump’s actions read like a dystopian bingo card
Pardoned 1,500+ Jan 6 rioters
OK'd boat strikes killing civilians;pardoned an actual drug lord
Deported legal residents
Called lawmakers traitors, threatened execution
But sure—Costco's the real threat to democracy
Pardoned 1,500+ Jan 6 rioters
OK'd boat strikes killing civilians;pardoned an actual drug lord
Deported legal residents
Called lawmakers traitors, threatened execution
But sure—Costco's the real threat to democracy
Some many illegalities; so few consequences.
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Some many illegalities; so few consequences.
True, not the sharpest knives in the drawer. . .
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
True, not the sharpest knives in the drawer. . .
Trump's promises are never what they first appear. There is always very, very fine print. . . .
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Trump's promises are never what they first appear. There is always very, very fine print. . . .
It must be taking a really long time to scrub those files, but I'm not distracted yet!
November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It must be taking a really long time to scrub those files, but I'm not distracted yet!