@Leo’sHaiku
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Leo’s Haiku: the dog with a little bite for political nonsense. Political satire delivered in 17 syllables on mugs, mouse pads, jigsaws, phone cases. leoshaiku.com
Not sure where he got the toilet paper. Maybe the bathroom in the Supreme Court building?
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Not sure where he got the toilet paper. Maybe the bathroom in the Supreme Court building?
Definitely not woke on any level.
December 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Definitely not woke on any level.
And you might have measles too if you've visited South Carolina recently.
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
And you might have measles too if you've visited South Carolina recently.
So much to unpack in this post; read it carefully. And remember, Cognitive Tests are not IQ tests; they are mile markers on the road to deterioration!
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
So much to unpack in this post; read it carefully. And remember, Cognitive Tests are not IQ tests; they are mile markers on the road to deterioration!
When you think "It's the least you can do. . " this is literally the LEAST we can do to make life a little easier for people with disabilities. Is ALT text next?
BUT this certainly does explain the state of the State Department, when Rubio is worried that a font is too "DEI".
BUT this certainly does explain the state of the State Department, when Rubio is worried that a font is too "DEI".
December 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
When you think "It's the least you can do. . " this is literally the LEAST we can do to make life a little easier for people with disabilities. Is ALT text next?
BUT this certainly does explain the state of the State Department, when Rubio is worried that a font is too "DEI".
BUT this certainly does explain the state of the State Department, when Rubio is worried that a font is too "DEI".
No tax on tips is one of those things that SOUNDS great, but in actual practice may not be what we expect.
December 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
No tax on tips is one of those things that SOUNDS great, but in actual practice may not be what we expect.
Trump Promises Farmers $12 Billion to Blunt Fallout From His Trade War www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/u...
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December 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Trump Promises Farmers $12 Billion to Blunt Fallout From His Trade War www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/u...
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THIS: The Moment A Police Chief Lit A Match Under American Democracy
open.substack.com/pub/thejackh...
open.substack.com/pub/thejackh...
THIS: The Moment A Police Chief Lit A Match Under American Democracy
Why One Man’s Warning to ICE Agents May Be the Most Symbolic Act of Democratic Backbone We’ve Seen in Years
open.substack.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
THIS: The Moment A Police Chief Lit A Match Under American Democracy
open.substack.com/pub/thejackh...
open.substack.com/pub/thejackh...
The Private Sector lost 32,000 jobs in November.
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The Private Sector lost 32,000 jobs in November.
She was convicted of election fraud so she's where she belongs.
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
She was convicted of election fraud so she's where she belongs.
Trump calls a governor a sleazebag for following the law and refusing to release a woman convicted of election fraud. If she'd been trying to turn that election to the Dems, Trump would want her executed but that's a whole other post. Meanwhile Trump seems to pardon anyone who flatters or pays him.
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Trump calls a governor a sleazebag for following the law and refusing to release a woman convicted of election fraud. If she'd been trying to turn that election to the Dems, Trump would want her executed but that's a whole other post. Meanwhile Trump seems to pardon anyone who flatters or pays him.
Costco sued,MAGA boycotted Meanwhile Trump’s actions read like a dystopian bingo card
Pardoned 1,500+ Jan 6 rioters
OK'd boat strikes killing civilians;pardoned an actual drug lord
Deported legal residents
Called lawmakers traitors, threatened execution
But sure—Costco's the real threat to democracy
Pardoned 1,500+ Jan 6 rioters
OK'd boat strikes killing civilians;pardoned an actual drug lord
Deported legal residents
Called lawmakers traitors, threatened execution
But sure—Costco's the real threat to democracy
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Costco sued,MAGA boycotted Meanwhile Trump’s actions read like a dystopian bingo card
Pardoned 1,500+ Jan 6 rioters
OK'd boat strikes killing civilians;pardoned an actual drug lord
Deported legal residents
Called lawmakers traitors, threatened execution
But sure—Costco's the real threat to democracy
Pardoned 1,500+ Jan 6 rioters
OK'd boat strikes killing civilians;pardoned an actual drug lord
Deported legal residents
Called lawmakers traitors, threatened execution
But sure—Costco's the real threat to democracy
Societal norms come from the top down. Our leaders demonstrate the behaviors that are considered acceptable in a society. When this is what you have coming down from the very top, your problem is NOT what people are wearing on airplanes. Just sayin'. . .
President Trump unleashed a xenophobic tirade against Somali immigrants on Tuesday during a publicly broadcast cabinet meeting, calling them “garbage” he does not want in the U.S. as he sought to refocus public attention on his anti-immigration rhetoric.
Trump Calls Somalis ‘Garbage’ He Doesn’t Want in the Country
The president delivered xenophobic comments during a publicly broadcast cabinet meeting.
nyti.ms
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Societal norms come from the top down. Our leaders demonstrate the behaviors that are considered acceptable in a society. When this is what you have coming down from the very top, your problem is NOT what people are wearing on airplanes. Just sayin'. . .
Some many illegalities; so few consequences.
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Some many illegalities; so few consequences.
Trump's promises are never what they first appear. There is always very, very fine print. . . .
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Trump's promises are never what they first appear. There is always very, very fine print. . . .
It must be taking a really long time to scrub those files, but I'm not distracted yet!
November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It must be taking a really long time to scrub those files, but I'm not distracted yet!
Definitely a pig here, but it isn't her.
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Definitely a pig here, but it isn't her.
Jesus probably thinks something about a rich man having the same chance at heaven as a camel getting through the eye of a needle? Matthew 19:24
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Jesus probably thinks something about a rich man having the same chance at heaven as a camel getting through the eye of a needle? Matthew 19:24
Which trender harder? Fake Pizza Plots or whatever the hell this is?
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Which trender harder? Fake Pizza Plots or whatever the hell this is?
Any fans of the old show Grimm out there? You know what I'm talking about.
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Any fans of the old show Grimm out there? You know what I'm talking about.
Or just hold off until you make up something better.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Or just hold off until you make up something better.
Prices are not coming down on anything.
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Prices are not coming down on anything.
Can't wait to hear the rest of THIS story.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Can't wait to hear the rest of THIS story.
And maybe you too if you were in the Philadelphia International Airport last weekend. . . .
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
And maybe you too if you were in the Philadelphia International Airport last weekend. . . .