Chris Vallancourt
@verbaljazz.bsky.social
Claiming Obama was not born in US
"Grab 'em by the _____"
Mocking a disabled reporter
Muslim travel ban
"Shithole countries"
Suggesting we drink bleach
January 6, 2021
Countless grift
Dismantling of constitution
Epstein Files
These are among the times we should have said no to this shithole person
"Grab 'em by the _____"
Mocking a disabled reporter
Muslim travel ban
"Shithole countries"
Suggesting we drink bleach
January 6, 2021
Countless grift
Dismantling of constitution
Epstein Files
These are among the times we should have said no to this shithole person
February 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Claiming Obama was not born in US
"Grab 'em by the _____"
Mocking a disabled reporter
Muslim travel ban
"Shithole countries"
Suggesting we drink bleach
January 6, 2021
Countless grift
Dismantling of constitution
Epstein Files
These are among the times we should have said no to this shithole person
"Grab 'em by the _____"
Mocking a disabled reporter
Muslim travel ban
"Shithole countries"
Suggesting we drink bleach
January 6, 2021
Countless grift
Dismantling of constitution
Epstein Files
These are among the times we should have said no to this shithole person
Is anyone else looking forward to that MAGA halftime show featuring Blorgport Bugonia, Bibbidi Bobbidi and Bocephus Beauchamp?
February 6, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Is anyone else looking forward to that MAGA halftime show featuring Blorgport Bugonia, Bibbidi Bobbidi and Bocephus Beauchamp?
The surprising thing isn't that Trump posted a video of the Obamas as apes, it's that it took him this long to do so.
February 6, 2026 at 5:31 PM
The surprising thing isn't that Trump posted a video of the Obamas as apes, it's that it took him this long to do so.
Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem and all ICE agents should be facing time in Alligator Alcatraz
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem and all ICE agents should be facing time in Alligator Alcatraz
There's probably a business opportunity in retrofitting Teslas to not look like Teslas.
February 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
There's probably a business opportunity in retrofitting Teslas to not look like Teslas.
Owning a media company - TV, Newspaper, Social Media platform, radio station, etc - should preclude you from having government contracts tied to your other business interests.
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Owning a media company - TV, Newspaper, Social Media platform, radio station, etc - should preclude you from having government contracts tied to your other business interests.
Yep. The end-game is to stifle accountability for the oligarchs.
Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Yep. The end-game is to stifle accountability for the oligarchs.
This guy just doesn’t get it.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
This guy just doesn’t get it.
So...is Bezos going to bid $100 million for Melania 2, Be Best?
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
So...is Bezos going to bid $100 million for Melania 2, Be Best?
Maybe Trump can also close his presidency for two years.
February 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Maybe Trump can also close his presidency for two years.
Catherine O'Hara? Seriously? This year just keeps sucking.
FWIW - my family watches "A Mighty Wind" and "Best in Show" at least once or twice a year.
And she was superb in "The Studio"
FWIW - my family watches "A Mighty Wind" and "Best in Show" at least once or twice a year.
And she was superb in "The Studio"
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Catherine O'Hara? Seriously? This year just keeps sucking.
FWIW - my family watches "A Mighty Wind" and "Best in Show" at least once or twice a year.
And she was superb in "The Studio"
FWIW - my family watches "A Mighty Wind" and "Best in Show" at least once or twice a year.
And she was superb in "The Studio"
Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth 1967
YouTube video by PettyYou007
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January 30, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Reporting on a protest is apparently more of a crime than shooting someone in the back
January 30, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Reporting on a protest is apparently more of a crime than shooting someone in the back
January 6 should have been a dealbreaker for everyone
January 29, 2026 at 10:28 PM
January 6 should have been a dealbreaker for everyone
Just sitting here wondering how tone-deaf the SNL cold open will be this weekend.
January 29, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Just sitting here wondering how tone-deaf the SNL cold open will be this weekend.
It’s unbelievable that Bill Belichick was not elected to the Hall of Fame…
But it also speaks to what an enormous jerk he is.
But it also speaks to what an enormous jerk he is.
January 28, 2026 at 4:14 PM
It’s unbelievable that Bill Belichick was not elected to the Hall of Fame…
But it also speaks to what an enormous jerk he is.
But it also speaks to what an enormous jerk he is.
Bovino may be gone but his spirit continues to haunt Minneapolis
January 28, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Bovino may be gone but his spirit continues to haunt Minneapolis
Now that Greg Bovino is retiring, he can finally get that Nazi-curious tattoo he's always wanted.
January 27, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Now that Greg Bovino is retiring, he can finally get that Nazi-curious tattoo he's always wanted.
It seems like the Administration convinced themselves that Minneapolis would be an easy win and that they’d be greeted as liberators.
January 26, 2026 at 11:45 PM
It seems like the Administration convinced themselves that Minneapolis would be an easy win and that they’d be greeted as liberators.
What is happening in Minneapolis is unconscionable.
An armed, poorly trained, and, ironically, seemingly lawless “law-enforcement” agency has created an environment of fear and chaos.
An armed, poorly trained, and, ironically, seemingly lawless “law-enforcement” agency has created an environment of fear and chaos.
January 25, 2026 at 7:19 PM
What is happening in Minneapolis is unconscionable.
An armed, poorly trained, and, ironically, seemingly lawless “law-enforcement” agency has created an environment of fear and chaos.
An armed, poorly trained, and, ironically, seemingly lawless “law-enforcement” agency has created an environment of fear and chaos.
Trump Awards Cold Open - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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January 25, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Bovino had the small dick energy of an 80s style “snobs v. slobs” raunch-com antagonist. Only he has murderous thugs at his disposal and the backing of a government built on gaslighting and propaganda
Bovino shamelessly lies: "This looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement"
January 24, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Bovino had the small dick energy of an 80s style “snobs v. slobs” raunch-com antagonist. Only he has murderous thugs at his disposal and the backing of a government built on gaslighting and propaganda
Holding a person down and shooting them multiple times is an execution.
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Holding a person down and shooting them multiple times is an execution.
The lesson ICE seems to have taken from yesterday’s protest is “We’ll show you!”
Put those fucking monsters in jail.
Put those fucking monsters in jail.
January 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
The lesson ICE seems to have taken from yesterday’s protest is “We’ll show you!”
Put those fucking monsters in jail.
Put those fucking monsters in jail.
The greatest trick the oligarchs played was using their vast wealth and resources to convince people that studying things deeply was elitist while having vast amounts of wealth and power made you a common person.
www.theringer.com/2026/01/21/m...
www.theringer.com/2026/01/21/m...
The Five Farcical Principles of the ‘CBS Evening News’
Tony Dokoupil and Bari Weiss’s new broadcast has been one debacle after another. Let's try to make sense of it all, with or without whiskey.
www.theringer.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:26 PM
The greatest trick the oligarchs played was using their vast wealth and resources to convince people that studying things deeply was elitist while having vast amounts of wealth and power made you a common person.
www.theringer.com/2026/01/21/m...
www.theringer.com/2026/01/21/m...