Chris Vallancourt
verbaljazz.bsky.social
Chris Vallancourt
@verbaljazz.bsky.social
Schumer will unveil an 8-point plan for renaming Penn Station and Dulles Airport based on the recommendations of a focus-group consisting of at least 50% MAGA voters.
February 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Isn't the whole crypto flex that it's not tied to any government currency?
February 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Funny how this is actually pretty low on the list of impeachable offenses.
February 6, 2026 at 4:09 PM
We let the oligarchs take control because they sold us on their virtue while making us reliant on their technology. They turned heel when the winds changed and they felt like they no longer had to pretend to be interested in the common good.
February 5, 2026 at 3:34 PM
They sold the country out for the proverbial 30 pieces of silver, and Trump covered it in gold leaf while mocking them because they made him untouchable.
February 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I'll "bet" that this does not end well as gambling addictions skyrocket.
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Not enough
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
No. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish it.
February 4, 2026 at 4:31 AM
They have to focus group it first and see how it plays with their donors and MAGA voters before they can begin to think about maybe impeaching
February 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I mean, AI-based avatars might still offer better medical advice that whatever snake oil this guy is peddling.
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
He doesn't understand the game he's playing, and he keeps getting played.
February 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
He's always had a Nazi-curious vibe
January 31, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Who knew that fascism wasn't good for the economy?
January 30, 2026 at 3:09 PM