Freak on a boba
@boba.yogscast.com

If anyone knows of any fully remote infosec roles send em my way. I've got my GCFA, GCIH, and a CS certification. Coming up on over 10 years in the industry experience.

Excellent. https://alex.party/posts/2025-05-05-the-future-of-web-development-is-ai-get-on-or-get-left-behind/

This country sucks so unbelievably hard right now

JK Rowling is literally a caricature of cartoon evil except she is ACTUALLY EVIL and yet you just CANNOT give up your beloved franchise like omfg grow up and get a new personality

One little freckled freak
Sucking upon some meat
Drinking some most delicious cum
Yum yum

The Dr Pepper fandom is dying, reskeet if you're a real DP fan

All the bumper stickers have at last been assembled ✨ BEHOLD! (These are all magnets)

I paid sixty dollars for No Man's Sky nine years ago and they refuse to stop making the video game. I've begged them to go home to their families but they won't stop adding new kinds of weird little guys and like, optimizing the gentle patter of rain on an alien ocean. Please let me pay for a DLC

my body is a well oiled machine that turns steam sale purchases into 0 minutes playtime (its mental illness)

@boba-witch.bsky.social yous guiz got spwing toy??

ULTRAKILL Shotgun. Not only can you charge it up, you can also PUNCH the projectile for Extra damage.

Perfectly Normal Scooby Doo Intro

F.E.A.R. VK-12 Combat Shotgun.
Sending everything flying. Tables, pieces of wall, full bodies. All in glorious slowmotion.

Unreal Tournament Flak Cannon.
Not only deadly af up close with each pellet being modelled, it also shoots grenades as an alt-fire.