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Magnepoo: Excremancer Supreme
@feikhal.bsky.social
Married
GCIH, GCFA
BLM ACAB
Equality
Believe Women
Support Natives #decolonize #MMIW
I play too much WoW
he/him
18+
Please be critical, but be kind

Discord is feikhal
Let me know when you see it
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Pretty disappointed at the turnout for world Derek day 😓
If you cant do foreskin, other acceptable options are:
-poop
-cum
-vore
-smegma

And if you can't do that, there's always
-picking on me specifically

Choose the last one at your own risk
For those that don't know, today is world Derek day. Where everyone is required to make one foreskin joke
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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If you cant do foreskin, other acceptable options are:
-poop
-cum
-vore
-smegma

And if you can't do that, there's always
-picking on me specifically

Choose the last one at your own risk
For those that don't know, today is world Derek day. Where everyone is required to make one foreskin joke
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
For visibility
For those that don't know, today is world Derek day. Where everyone is required to make one foreskin joke
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Peeling back his foreskin and saying
Love a good cheese holder
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I'm number 9 on my server for hpally. Highest IO I've ever achieved.
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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rip alfred hitchcock, you would loved being banned from bluesky.
Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Don't mind me, just had a double shot of espresso and I think I'm actually more tired
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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okay so

we got an eviction notice cause apparently my roommate didn't pay the rent

i paid him but he didn't pay the landlord

i don't know if im hustling for rent or looking for a new place or if ima end up motel hopping again

whatever

send it if ya got it

linktr.ee/tichatnwa
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I love this a whole lot
I made a little coffee bean. 🧶 ☕️

I swear, I used two different yarn colors. Dark and light brown. Apparently, they weren’t different enough, because it ALL LOOKS THE SAME. 😡

Whatever. It’s fine. I’m fine.

#crochetsky
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
My wife: I'll stay in his room tonight with him since you did it last night

Me: no, you need sleep. I can caffeinate through it. I'll stay in.

Wife: Derek that's not fair th-

Me: no no this is the thing that I can do. You let me do it.
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
My son, eating Halloween candy: dada your skin is the same color as this chocolate.

Me: ha ha yeah it's pretty much the sa-

Son: and poop

Me: and there it is
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I have an anus, could you goatse me?
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Found this picture of @demonlordlorna.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I present to you

A chair
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Guy who's gonna shit your pants
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Oh shid! My panmpths! They been shad!
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Guy who's gonna shit your pants
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Fart so good that you itch HER butthole
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Flying Squirrel Lives It Every Time
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Damn ok who shit in your chili this morning?
November 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
You won't let her stack donuts on it because you suck

I won't let her stack donuts on it because I don't like cheesey donuts

We are not the same
November 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My kid just smacked his head on a doorknob and immediately asked for a train... I guess doorknobs cause autism.
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM