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THE EDGIEST HEDGEHOG
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THE ANTI HEDGEHOG OF A CRUELER DIMENSION !

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ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

ᅠ𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈 𝐙𝐎𝐍𝐄

ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐆 .ᐟ
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July 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I feel like Alicia is watching me
January 31, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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💭 ( I could get use to him worshipping me ... )
January 31, 2026 at 1:08 AM
dear twin kings, you clearly don't understand the power of toxic manic pixie Amazonian women.

my fault tho ig
January 31, 2026 at 12:32 AM
This is the only time .. say NOTHING about this.
You're awfully clingy today ... you realize that ?
( leaps on her like a cat )
January 30, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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SCOURGE

SCOURGE

DON'T SIMP FOR THE 6 FOOT AMAZON CHIPMUNK
January 30, 2026 at 10:29 PM
( leaps on her like a cat )
I'M RIGHT HERE NEXT TO YOU

STOP YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
ALICIA COME BAAAAAAAAAACK
January 30, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I miss my wife
January 30, 2026 at 10:10 PM
the minute she stepped foot in his territory was the chuckling cruelty heard from halfway across the planet as he attacked not physically but mentally, he inflicts pain on her already shattered psyche like a monster.

" BOO, PINKIE PIE AND ANXIETY ! "
the sooner she escapes this place the better. amy mentally swore to herself and, with shaky hands, managed to remove the warp ring between two of her fingers.

when the green blur passed by again, this time much too close for comfort, amy had the feeling he was circling her. like a shark.
January 30, 2026 at 10:06 PM
And *YOU* were too slow to keep your guard up back then, same as NOW !
January 30, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Ya talk a lot of shit for someone who's stupid enough to think Fiona would date your dumbass forreal !
January 30, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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I firmly believe Ken Penders did us all a service by forcing that universe to erase the majority of these FRRRRRRREAKS․
January 30, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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July 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Blue I swear to GAIA ..
January 30, 2026 at 8:23 PM
( SQUIRMS LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD ! )

EWWWWWWW STAAWRRPPPPP!!!!!!
> shes getting all up in his fucking face.

YOU WANTED ME SO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!!!!

> blowing fake kisses
I'M ABOUT TO DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT
January 30, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I'M ABOUT TO DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT
YOU ABSOLUTLEY WERE.

YOU WERE A LITTLE RUNT TRYING TO IMPRESS ME IT WAS SO CUTE
January 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
ALI STOP I CAN FEEL MY FACE DOING THAT THING GIRLS DO
YOU ABSOLUTLEY WERE.

YOU WERE A LITTLE RUNT TRYING TO IMPRESS ME IT WAS SO CUTE
January 30, 2026 at 7:52 PM
NO I WASN'T
You were adorable back then, relax.

little chud hedgehog doing my bidding .....

so cute...
January 30, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Alicia can we kiss again I just got hit with the cringe flashback of what I looked like at 16
January 30, 2026 at 7:34 PM
🦔:

Anti Sonic event in February yay or nay
January 30, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Alright whateva', s'long as that wimp doesn't show his mug round here !
January 30, 2026 at 6:17 PM
HELL YOU MEAN DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, 'LICIA ?
January 30, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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" 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰.
𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵, 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘹.
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

..𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘮 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦. "

[ Art taken from @archiesoniconline on tumblr, all credits to @zedrz on the same platform for it. ]
January 30, 2026 at 5:16 PM
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE !

WHAT THE /𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊/ IS THIS ABOUT BLUE AND A HUMMER !?
January 30, 2026 at 5:45 PM