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vermillionbird.bsky.social
Miniature giant space hampster
@vermillionbird.bsky.social
I don't think about you at all (he/him)
Hey @thatcubfan135.bsky.social just watching your stream from Saturday and cracking up at the nether hub signs!
January 11, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I shit
On company time
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Maul PcCartney
January 5, 2026 at 11:06 AM
I have lots of criticisms of ME:A but the way it makes saves at chapter progress is fantastic and more games should do that. #masseffect
December 31, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Either we guillotine all the billionaires or there is no job market or careers or surviving the climate crises.
December 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Reposted by Miniature giant space hampster
“Here’s your meal, full of delicious lead” I don’t want it. No thank you. “Well, what about if we just use lead in the cooking process? You can’t even taste the lead in the final meal” I’m leaving. “You’re being childish. Soon everyone will be cooking with lead” have you fucking listened to yourself
December 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What @geminitaymc.bsky.social “naughty on naughty?” Lollllll
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Ooh, I forgot I have celery. I love celery!
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 AM
TWO WAY YOUR WAY NOW GO!
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Depop Cayman Hunters
November 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Well, you’re winsome, you’re lithesome, I guess
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Reposted by Miniature giant space hampster
No joke this is a problem IN THE FARM COMMUNITY.

Farmers who grow corn, soy, etc look down on farmers who grow vegetables. Because "It's not real farming, just gardening!"

Then they try "diversifying into veggies" one time & have a breakdown, bc they never imagined farming could be so much work.
People who say this kind of stuff don't understand that even just growing vegetables for yourself can be challenging and takes skill and monetary and time investment (if you have somewhere to do it in the first place).
October 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Bill and Ted’s Zed’s Dead, Baby
October 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Bill and Ted’s Chilling For What
October 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
establish sunflower as position space
October 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Radish Emperor Corncob Ten
September 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
bratwurst caesar salad
September 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
no, you are
September 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
being old is exhausting
September 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
one of the nice things about weed is that you think about it being nice then you remember you were already thinking about it being nice but you forgot you were already thinking about it being nice so you remember that you had been thinking about it being nice but it is nice and it’s to think about i
September 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Ceci n'est pas une pipe
September 5, 2025 at 7:53 AM
MartynInTheLittleShorts!
September 3, 2025 at 9:49 AM