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Unfunny asexual Canadian

Connoisseur of Ugandan Cinema
Tankies trying to convince that Iran, a country ruled by far-right racist, homophobic, misogynistic, antisemitic theocrats that doesn’t even pretend to be a democracy, is actually a bastion of anti imperialism because they don’t like America and Israel
a man with a beard is standing in front of a whiteboard and giving a presentation .
Alt: Guy explaining fast meme
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January 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Picking up a spam call and reciting and ancient curse and staying on it long enough to hear the caller’s screams
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Suburban wine moms rn
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I find it hilarious that whenever some right winger talks about how “da liberals want to turn merica into a third world country” they have the politics of the Taliban
January 8, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Stranger Things fandom on suicide watch
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I don’t understand the people saying that the whole Venezuela thing will allow for the return of democracy to the country
I cannot think, of a single time, where the promise of democracy by imperialist gunpoint has ever actually done anything good
January 6, 2026 at 9:34 AM
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James Cameron summoning 14 million unnamed Avatar fans every 15 years to get his mid ass blue Pocahontas movies to gross 15668633467224 fucktillion dollars (it will be immediately forgotten after it leaves theatres)
a man with a beard and long white hair is holding a sphere in his hand .
ALT: a man with a beard and long white hair is holding a sphere in his hand .
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April 4, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Me when I have to blow up Venezuelan children because I’m bored
January 3, 2026 at 9:45 AM
You ever think about just how weird it is that the workplace is functionally authoritarian in the way it gives higher-ups the power to do damn near anything without employee oversight, and can fire anyone who speaks against it, and we just kinda accept it because??? They earned it??? Or something???
December 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
The image of Jeffrey Epstein flashing before my eyes before I die in a Venezuelan jungle in 2027 (remembering who I was fighting for)
December 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Every December 26th Canadians nation wide lock down their homes and businesses in fear of the roving bands of boxers
December 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
How it feels to have never used twitter
a man is laying in a bed with a lamp on the nightstand next to him
Alt: Guy waking up happily meme Grok
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December 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
When I was a wee lad my parents and teachers told me to be nice to people and to stand up for people who were unfairly treated, and that that’s what Jesus would do, then when I try to do that I’m called a godless communist
December 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The fact that Charlie Kirk, attempted martyr of modern fascism, has been reduced to AI generated shitposts who’s face has been spammed so much he’s haunting AI slop now, all while his “grieving widow” fucks JD Vance is honestly just incredible lmao
December 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Actual fucking parody, like holy shit
If this were satire I would call it over the top
The only more insane thing I can think of is a fuckin Illumination produced Anne Frank movie
First trailer for Andy Serkis’ ‘ANIMAL FARM’ has dropped.

In theaters May 1.

#AnimalFarm #AndySerkis
December 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I WANT THIS FUCKER DEAD
December 13, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Shoplifting gotta be one of the fakest crimes, mfs take a bag of chips and dudes act they skinned someone alive
December 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“Ok now change the UI once they’ve gotten used to it”
two boys are laughing while looking at a red laptop
Alt: two boys are laughing while looking at a red laptop Henry danger Meme
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December 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Never got why so many cis people think the word cis is a slur, and im saying this as a cis man
Calling cis a slur is like calling straight or white is a slur
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Insallah it will be burned
"Snön lyser med sin frånvaro, tur jag är på plats och sprider julglädje ändå ✨

Dull weather? Good thing I’m here sharing a bit of Christmas joy ✨"
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You ever think about how cool it is to be alive like holy shit I exist I can feel things I can pat that cat
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
>people immigrate from unstable nations to create better lives for their families
>because they have been deprived of many opportunities by powerful people, both in their native countries and to their new home, they and their children often fall into a cycle of poverty and crime
(Contained)
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I will say I’m admittedly worried that Zohran might end up cozying up with the Republicans, but I can’t deny that him calling the president a fascist who is funding a genocide while keeping composure as Trump doesn’t even deny it, and than posing in front of FDR, is fucking incredible
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM