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VestigialLars

@vestigiallars.bsky.social

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Globalized USA mid-westerner. I contain multitudes and often tell them they are idiots. Raised by wolves.

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VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 9h

Man I KNEW things would take off once I got 350 followers here! I'll be ready, Sir Marc!!

VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 12h

The probably just watch Fox News.

VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 12h

I've kept an elderly John Deere lawn tractor going for the last 10 years this way.

VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 13h

That's Decarlos Brown, the suspect in the Charlotte train stabbing that was the boogeyman of the week for MAGA recently.

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VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 13h

When I was a lad in the midwest Catholics were the main target of prejudice in my mostly Protestant area. And, Blacks, Jews, and Catholics were the formal targets of the Klan over the last century, and of the 'Black Legion' offshoots. So yeah conflict almost guaranteed.

VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 1d

PDX is also an air national guard base, home to the 142nd Wing.

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VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 1d

Well we need a new bubble after the current one bursts.

VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 1d

It's because of all the typos.

VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 2d

I had a Brazilian girlfriend long ago who wouldn't tolerate black pepper. Aka pepper. Pepper. It was rough, a lot of arguing with waiters and chefs.

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VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 2d

Marilyn Manson be like "I could learn Spanish..."

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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 3d

Wood? I prefer Formica.

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VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 3d

Receptacle in my day....

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lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you to the Alaska Raptor Center for telling the truth that birders already knew: every bald eagle cry you hear in an advertisement is a red-tailed hawk.

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VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 4d

They are club bouncers I think.

VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 4d

After 5-10 years they'll figure it out. Give it time!😜

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VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 4d

I'm still struggling with the concept of how do you coordinate TEN cars to box ICE in. That's some Hollywood level car choreography.

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VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 4d

One thing that I keep thinking of: this ICE Gestapo stuff follows longstanding Drug War practices. Instead of officers claiming "I smelled weed so I stopped the perp etc" it's "I heard Spanish...". And civil forfeiture is the pot of gold at the end of the terror rainbow.

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VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 4d

Go munch!! MUNCH!

VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 5d

Ah yes go to the safe part of Gaza. Why didn't anyone think of that before?

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 5d

obligatory sturgeon mention content

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VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 6d

Do they all retract/extend the landing area? I like the ones that do that.

VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 6d

Ah thanks!

VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 6d

The real story is obviously the guy in the alligator suit. Is this normal for such a ceremony?

VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social · 6d

All I know is that if two are more are together you have a choir.