Anyone still working at DOL Public Affairs at this point should keep in mind:
You knew this was coming and stayed anyway. No paycheck is worth pushing nationalist propaganda.

I mean sure, there's no shortage of dipshits in this country who'll clap like trained seals over a meme

Good to know my estranged boomer mom's Facebook ranting qualifies for coverage by WSJ.

Wonder if they'll reframe this as the boomer loneliness epidemic.

Agreed, there have been AstroTurf Newsom signs at a lot of protests. There are still plenty of rich scumbags who'd love another neoliberal ghoul

He uses an ice skate like Tom Hanks in Castaway.
"TECHNICALLY THIS IS SPORTS EQUIPMENT, BUT IT CAN ALSO FUNCTION AS A MACHETE FOR OPENING COCONUTS AND HARVESTING ORGAN MEAT"
"sir please just close the tray table, we're trying to take off"

Incredible album. First time I heard the title track, I just stopped everything I was doing to listen.