if you think you recognize that UHC guy, no you don't

I dunno what you’ve heard, but I… uh… I’m very heavy into transgender 🏳️‍⚧️

Hiii! I get to but you on yet another social media platform >:3

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I would like to apologize to the community for this blatant scrap of misinformation!

I assure you that no one is saying this. The demons under your bed are well aware of Hannah's complete and utter lack of normality🤭

Goodnight little skyberries,

The demons under your bed have emerged cautiously. Their oil black limbs reach across the floor, grasping at the shadowed corners of your bedroom. They pluck at the darkness, and it slowly engulfs you. Even hidden, your world seems suddenly so vast.

Sweet dreams ✨🖤

I love that the fastest way to see everyone's lewds is to click "Popular With Friends" 🤭

Each of you is naughtier than the last ✨🖤

I think this new era requires that the demons under your bed return to give you each your much needed goodnight kiss.

What do I call you? Threadarlings certainly doesn't have the same ring here 🤔

My hot friends are posting nudes.

My warrior friends are spreading the good word about transness and it’s many intricacies.

My silly friends are making memes about kissing girls, and doing crime.

The internet is healing, and I along with it 😌

How edit post? HOW EDIT POST!?

Wait there’s a character limit!? And it doesbt just auto-add a new tweet/comment/thread!?

Wait though did something happen?

I swear this many of you weren’t really using this a few days ago and I’m sensing the faintest aura of that day 1 threads sleepover energy despite this place not being new new

Can you all set your PFP’s and usernames to whatever your Threads PFP and username was about two weeks ago?

Don’t make me learn new things 🥺

Seeing a lot of my old friends appear here.

Do I finally allow another social media to suck me in?

One last job?

Somebody @ me when gif support is added - I need to be able to express myself >:(

The demons under your bed say hello, and they send forehead kisses 💋

I love that every now and then I gain a follower here despite repeatedly forgetting to post anything 🥰

I only open this app when one of you gets Zucked on threads and reminds us your lewds are on bskye

You know . . . for . . . H̶̨̨̧̯̣͎̲̬̫̗̪̳͈̻̬͔̭̤̪̉͘͜͜ͅo̸̢͚̹͖̰͇̯̺̍͋̀̋͐r̶̮̤̭̯̞͈̉͊̉͑̇̔̊̏̎̽̍͗̎́̆̄͆̈̆͗̈́͝͝ṉ̷͚͆́̎͐͌͐́̈́̑̐̀̍̃͌̂̈́̎͗̕͠ỷ̵̡̳̬̻̦͍̬̹̬͔̀͐͑̅̃̂͛̿̇̆̍̈̉͑͠ ̸̘̹̔̓̇̓͠͝Ŗ̶̧̛͚͈̲̲̟͔̟͓̪͙͙̯̦͎̮̗̻̯̜̟͖͔̐̂̉̀̎̀͆̽̇̊̀̂̈́͠ͅḛ̸͈̹́̐̍̍́̏̈́̔͛͂̃̏̀̐̊͂̆̾̾a̴̡̡̢̘̺̤͍͖͇̼̯̘̮̻̯̻̩̻̱͖̽̈́̀̈̐͊͑̈́͂̐̊̓̓̏͋̀̆̈́̔̂͋̕͜͝s̷̛͕͈͔͓̻̝̥̦̼̱͎̜̦̞̖̪̝̦̹̤͈͈̐̅͐͆͌͑̎̒͂͑́͆̈́̆̐̂̈̔̔͘͘͜͝͠͝ͅò̵̧̧̦͚̫̳̬͇͕̯̯̪̼͍̻̳͙̑̉̎ͅͅn̸̢̨̝͙͖͙̩͎̬͓͇̫̭̘̙̭̹͇̘͍̦̠̘̰̗͙̈́̈́͆̐͛͊́̉̇͑́̽̆̂̇͐̀̇̚͝ŝ̷̢̛̫̭̣̣̞̜̰̭̲͇̼̣̂͊̃̆͂͛̒͂̈̓̈́̆̄̆̌͗͐͐͝ͅ

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Goodnight skylings,

The demons under your bed are performing acts that exceed 300 characters and so I was unable to share their activities with you 😞

Sweet dreams nonetheless ✨🖤

Oh Shit right bluesky uhhhh I really need to start keeping y’all at least up to date on the demons under your bed - I’m not cut out for multiple social platforms 😰

They finally let me upload my picture!

Noooow where are all my threads mutuals?