Tori
@vickymaree.bsky.social
28, Married, She/Her, Nebraska
My brain is made of mashed potatoes
Frogs, cats, plants, spooky shit, and video games
💙
My brain is made of mashed potatoes
Frogs, cats, plants, spooky shit, and video games
💙
A few years ago I didnt bring pies to Thanksgiving because I didnt read the full text that designated me as the pie bringer. Im never going to live that down, and in order to make up for it Ive made homemade pies every year. Im trying 2 new recipes this year and Ive been baking for hours. Rip me
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A few years ago I didnt bring pies to Thanksgiving because I didnt read the full text that designated me as the pie bringer. Im never going to live that down, and in order to make up for it Ive made homemade pies every year. Im trying 2 new recipes this year and Ive been baking for hours. Rip me
Hubsband falling asleep on the couch and staying asleep to not notice or judge the cryptid conspiracy videos that I watch instead of dnd live play vods that he wants me to catch up on
a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt .
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt .
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Hubsband falling asleep on the couch and staying asleep to not notice or judge the cryptid conspiracy videos that I watch instead of dnd live play vods that he wants me to catch up on
Spending time with the inlaws and wanting to chill and relax to decompress with some silly videos afterwards but the hubsband falls asleep mid video
a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth open and eyes closed .
Alt: a close up of a cat's face with its mouth open and eyes wide and filled with tears. Shaking as if it is crying hysterically.
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Spending time with the inlaws and wanting to chill and relax to decompress with some silly videos afterwards but the hubsband falls asleep mid video
Me at 15: stay up late watching new series from markiplier playing horror games on a shitty laptop
Me at 28: stay up late watching 10 year old playlist of markiplier playing a video game on a TV
Me at 28: stay up late watching 10 year old playlist of markiplier playing a video game on a TV
October 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Me at 15: stay up late watching new series from markiplier playing horror games on a shitty laptop
Me at 28: stay up late watching 10 year old playlist of markiplier playing a video game on a TV
Me at 28: stay up late watching 10 year old playlist of markiplier playing a video game on a TV
My husband has been working all day/evening because he's on call and all I've done in that time is make a couple frozen pizzas and watch musicals. I'm a great housewife.
October 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My husband has been working all day/evening because he's on call and all I've done in that time is make a couple frozen pizzas and watch musicals. I'm a great housewife.
"Why are you like this" the character I clung to like a life vest during my formative years:
October 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"Why are you like this" the character I clung to like a life vest during my formative years:
I didn't expect to cry over Moulin Rouge! (2001) tonight but here I am
October 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I didn't expect to cry over Moulin Rouge! (2001) tonight but here I am
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We've had tacky and plentiful Nightmare before Christmas decor and merch for years, but where is all that for Corpse Bride? I'm not a Sally girl I'm an Emily girlie
September 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
We've had tacky and plentiful Nightmare before Christmas decor and merch for years, but where is all that for Corpse Bride? I'm not a Sally girl I'm an Emily girlie
Everything I've seen in the news in the last 24 hours makes me want to jump into the ocean
September 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Everything I've seen in the news in the last 24 hours makes me want to jump into the ocean
Hey so I thought ads for things containing nicotine were banned? Did something change?
September 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hey so I thought ads for things containing nicotine were banned? Did something change?
I had to do a physical evaluation for the job I will hopefully be starting soon and it really humbled me on my leg strength. I thought I was getting a good leg workout in through the rowing machine but 3 days later I'm still sore from the squats so I guess not
August 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I had to do a physical evaluation for the job I will hopefully be starting soon and it really humbled me on my leg strength. I thought I was getting a good leg workout in through the rowing machine but 3 days later I'm still sore from the squats so I guess not
I renewed my library card today and I feel like a new woman. I immediately checked out 3 books
August 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I renewed my library card today and I feel like a new woman. I immediately checked out 3 books
I think I got fucking ghosted
August 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I think I got fucking ghosted
I have a phone interview in 10 minutes and I think im more anxious than if it was in person
August 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I have a phone interview in 10 minutes and I think im more anxious than if it was in person
I love getting rejection emails it's my favorite pass time
August 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I love getting rejection emails it's my favorite pass time
I work for a very wealthy family and when they told me they booked a Disney trip I made a joking remark to my friend about how they'll probably buy their kids and entire new Disney themed wardrobe. I'm doing laundry now and I guess I was correct. Working for rich people is crazy.
August 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I work for a very wealthy family and when they told me they booked a Disney trip I made a joking remark to my friend about how they'll probably buy their kids and entire new Disney themed wardrobe. I'm doing laundry now and I guess I was correct. Working for rich people is crazy.
Constantly torn between staying informed to protect myself/those I care about and ignoring the news so I don't tear my skin off and burn my house down
August 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Constantly torn between staying informed to protect myself/those I care about and ignoring the news so I don't tear my skin off and burn my house down
Anyways release the epstein files
August 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Anyways release the epstein files
Why is everyone so mad about homestuck being produced by vivziepop's company. I dont understand the rage, being cringe is the #1 point of homestuck
August 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Why is everyone so mad about homestuck being produced by vivziepop's company. I dont understand the rage, being cringe is the #1 point of homestuck
"We're hiring!!" "Apply today!!" "Urgently hiring!!" Then fucking act like it
July 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
"We're hiring!!" "Apply today!!" "Urgently hiring!!" Then fucking act like it
The grim reaper keeps taking the WRONG OLD WHITE MEN
July 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The grim reaper keeps taking the WRONG OLD WHITE MEN
Sees Leo appear on screen:
July 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Sees Leo appear on screen:
My friend has set me on Twin Peaks for the first time and she wants me to try and guess whodunit. I'm just starting episode 2 and all I can do (in my drunken state) is scream "RED" every time I see the color on screen. Cause imagery and symbolism. It appears a lot in clothes and I think it matters.
July 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
My friend has set me on Twin Peaks for the first time and she wants me to try and guess whodunit. I'm just starting episode 2 and all I can do (in my drunken state) is scream "RED" every time I see the color on screen. Cause imagery and symbolism. It appears a lot in clothes and I think it matters.