andy
@videogameandy.bsky.social
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putting on a Thoughtful expression synthesized from various things I’ve seen people do when they Think
your son is Beautiful he looks like Shimmering Lights. may i hold him
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
your son is Beautiful he looks like Shimmering Lights. may i hold him
window seat so i can try to punch out the window the whole flight
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
window seat so i can try to punch out the window the whole flight
look to your left. look to your right. now look under your seat. there you'll find a gun,
December 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
look to your left. look to your right. now look under your seat. there you'll find a gun,
inflated the balloons with Screams everybody at the party is Irritable
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
inflated the balloons with Screams everybody at the party is Irritable
when I go to the dentist I gotta strip down I got Lots of Teeth
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
when I go to the dentist I gotta strip down I got Lots of Teeth
makes sense that the bouncer for heaven is a guy called Saint Beater
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
makes sense that the bouncer for heaven is a guy called Saint Beater
ai girlfriend got the ack :(
December 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
ai girlfriend got the ack :(
put on the They Live glasses and saw a Featureless White Void
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
put on the They Live glasses and saw a Featureless White Void
didn't plan on taking a Nap today but I guess I succumbed to the Mold
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
didn't plan on taking a Nap today but I guess I succumbed to the Mold
my bed got that good mold im asleep before my head hits the pillow
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
my bed got that good mold im asleep before my head hits the pillow
No Melatonin No Counting Sheep all I need is Bed Mold
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
No Melatonin No Counting Sheep all I need is Bed Mold
come back mark youre not the only one
Encountered an issue with the blue sky app where everyone on there hates my guts
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
come back mark youre not the only one
Good News Guys!! doorknob too hot cant go outside no more
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Good News Guys!! doorknob too hot cant go outside no more
can we take this offline? my room is filling with smoke
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
can we take this offline? my room is filling with smoke
made a Weird Squeak on mic in a meeting boss put it in my performance review
December 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
made a Weird Squeak on mic in a meeting boss put it in my performance review
shareholders did a valuation and Realized they Gotta beat me with Lead Pipes
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
shareholders did a valuation and Realized they Gotta beat me with Lead Pipes
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my body is being moved, i can sense it
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
my body is being moved, i can sense it
i heard luigi's packin a Beer Can
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i heard luigi's packin a Beer Can
one time i saw charli xcx live and she said "where my gay boys at???" but i thought she said Gamers and I cheered so loud
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
one time i saw charli xcx live and she said "where my gay boys at???" but i thought she said Gamers and I cheered so loud
me an the baddie I pulled by assembling her in a Lab
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
me an the baddie I pulled by assembling her in a Lab
boss says they gotta Fire me :( they're lashing me to the chair
December 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
boss says they gotta Fire me :( they're lashing me to the chair
you miss rent by 1 day and Landlord Deploys the Swarm :/
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
you miss rent by 1 day and Landlord Deploys the Swarm :/
slathering myself in mud to disguise my heat signature from Landlord
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
slathering myself in mud to disguise my heat signature from Landlord
Posters all over my building urging people to “Watch Out for this Creep” guy in the pic’s not me but Man we could be Brothers
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Posters all over my building urging people to “Watch Out for this Creep” guy in the pic’s not me but Man we could be Brothers
doctor and nurse got matching tattoos
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
doctor and nurse got matching tattoos