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👑Queen Vika 🖤💖
@vikachu.bsky.social
“Toto we’re not in Asheville anymore.”

I am a witchy, bitchy, stitchy bartender.
Crocheting a blanket for a xmas gift . I’m on row 41, it increases on both sides to row 52, keeps increasing on the other side to row 60, then gets smaller each row. I’m going to try to make it to corner 2 today. Let’s fuckin goooooo.
December 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Everything is awfulllll & everything is baaaaaddddd 😍
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Wade Wilson sublets Dixon’s crate for his afternoon siestas.
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
the in-flight entertainment options have taught me that there are at least two films that i will watch an unlimited number of times, no matter how many times i’ve seen them.

(Birds of Prey & Oceans 8, if you were wondering)
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April 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
we out here
April 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
i am 34 years old and it has literally taken me until today to get a definitive 100% answer, but it’s finally here.

i have ADHD.
February 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
okay so i am a Civilization Girlie™️ bc that’s a requirement in my family… and its launch night (early access) and its letting me play an hour early, which i love.
February 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Yes love
So you'd sign up for Communism if it meant healthcare, rent, and groceries were affordable.
January 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
every time someone calls my restaurant on the phone to find out what our hours are, i wonder if they also call the movie theaters still to find out movie times.
January 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i stand on business and pancakes.
I think it is important to choose a partner who agrees to have pancakes for dinner at 9:30pm, and when you realize the Bisquick has expired, order them in from a terrible chain restaurant instead. @vikachu.bsky.social really said:
two men are driving in a car and one of them is saying `` you will have pancakes , and you 'll like it '' .
ALT: two men are driving in a car and one of them is saying `` you will have pancakes , and you 'll like it '' .
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November 24, 2024 at 2:41 AM
bruh this Cowboys Texans game is wild. everybody dropping the ball!
a man wearing a blue shirt with slice written on it
Alt: a man wearing a blue shirt dropping a ball
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November 19, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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@vikachu.bsky.social just referred to tongues as “mouth scallops” and I’ve never been more upset.
November 14, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Documenting that time @searingunicorn.bsky.social let us have pizza for breakfast [this morning].
November 16, 2024 at 8:07 PM
my tables all want to be left alone today, and honestly same.
November 13, 2024 at 5:12 PM
hey friends i’m back!
November 13, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Dunkaroos. breakfast of champions.
July 9, 2024 at 3:41 PM
pov i’ve been playing my switch today instead of my xbox:

“i cant believe i have to turn down my tv with the app on my phone like a peasant. 🤦🏽‍♀️”
May 26, 2024 at 4:41 AM