Vile Heathen
@vileheathen.bsky.social
I wish he wouldn’t use all caps when he’s not being satirical.
December 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I wish he wouldn’t use all caps when he’s not being satirical.
I wish you wouldn’t insult the wall behind my leaking sink like that.
December 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I wish you wouldn’t insult the wall behind my leaking sink like that.
Pretty sure I heard a megadeth song about this
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Pretty sure I heard a megadeth song about this
After the first plus it loops back around to F- - -
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
After the first plus it loops back around to F- - -
When they have a bad apple, dems will throw it out while repubs will rub it in dog poo and put it back in the bag to eat later.
December 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
When they have a bad apple, dems will throw it out while repubs will rub it in dog poo and put it back in the bag to eat later.
Stray for folks who have allergies?
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Stray for folks who have allergies?
She would have the benefit of the doubt if she hadn’t deliberately made several other racist caricatures.
December 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
She would have the benefit of the doubt if she hadn’t deliberately made several other racist caricatures.
I suspect it wasn’t out of the goodness of their own heart but rather they know that watering down deep red districts would result in a blue wave if dems continue to overperform.
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I suspect it wasn’t out of the goodness of their own heart but rather they know that watering down deep red districts would result in a blue wave if dems continue to overperform.
I think it’s less of “doing the right thing” and more of “oh shit dems are over-performing so much that we can’t afford to water down red districts”
December 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I think it’s less of “doing the right thing” and more of “oh shit dems are over-performing so much that we can’t afford to water down red districts”
The only thing I remember from him on SNL is breaking constantly and never delivering a joke.
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The only thing I remember from him on SNL is breaking constantly and never delivering a joke.
You could probably count on Newsom to do that. Although not much else.
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You could probably count on Newsom to do that. Although not much else.
Alright here we go. Just tried 111-111-1111, 111-111-1112 and 111-111-1113. I’ll try again tomorrow and let you know if I get it.
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Alright here we go. Just tried 111-111-1111, 111-111-1112 and 111-111-1113. I’ll try again tomorrow and let you know if I get it.
Lies make the baby Jesus cry
December 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lies make the baby Jesus cry
That’s actually a lie. I’m not organized enough to put them all in the same drawer.
December 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
That’s actually a lie. I’m not organized enough to put them all in the same drawer.
We need some more Jim Jeffords types
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
We need some more Jim Jeffords types
It’s just correlation. That’s what the data says.
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It’s just correlation. That’s what the data says.
Hey I have an ADHD drawer of shame that’s filled with unused gift cards and expired coupons that I leave at home.
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Hey I have an ADHD drawer of shame that’s filled with unused gift cards and expired coupons that I leave at home.
I went to the doctor and took a food sensitivities test and totally aced it because I’m a genius.
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I went to the doctor and took a food sensitivities test and totally aced it because I’m a genius.
