Village Times
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One Million Followers In A Milliom Days.
The No. 1 news paper for the village, publishing truth and not negativity like you get in other village publications. Working tirelessly to eradicate spelling errers.
One Million Followers In A Milliom Days.
The No. 1 news paper for the village, publishing truth and not negativity like you get in other village publications. Working tirelessly to eradicate spelling errers.
Do I look like the @villageecho.bsky.social ?
December 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Do I look like the @villageecho.bsky.social ?
That joke was stolen. I don't know who to credit for it.
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
That joke was stolen. I don't know who to credit for it.
Also, s*xy ladies love men who travel. So tell them it took three buses to get there.
December 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Also, s*xy ladies love men who travel. So tell them it took three buses to get there.
Women love paying their own way. It makes them feel like a man...
December 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Women love paying their own way. It makes them feel like a man...
You can go for a meal with a human and not do s*xy kisses. Admittedly I'm talking about me and not @sirmichael.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You can go for a meal with a human and not do s*xy kisses. Admittedly I'm talking about me and not @sirmichael.bsky.social
What if mum and dad dissaprove if the human I am dating?
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
What if mum and dad dissaprove if the human I am dating?
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This is so unfortunate. I hope it doesn't take decades for the bridge to be rebuilt :(
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is so unfortunate. I hope it doesn't take decades for the bridge to be rebuilt :(
Jasper is so miserable though. Give me Pat any time.
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Jasper is so miserable though. Give me Pat any time.
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Everyone please welcome Pat and Jasper. I, for one, have absolutely no doubts that we'll be hearing a lot more from them.
Everyone please welcome Pat and Jasper. I, for one, have absolutely no doubts that we'll be hearing a lot more from them.
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
*** NEW CHARACTERS ALERT***
Everyone please welcome Pat and Jasper. I, for one, have absolutely no doubts that we'll be hearing a lot more from them.
Everyone please welcome Pat and Jasper. I, for one, have absolutely no doubts that we'll be hearing a lot more from them.
That reminds me, Hilton were doing a 33% off deal that ended yesterday, you could book online. No Jasper or Pat to deal with.
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
That reminds me, Hilton were doing a 33% off deal that ended yesterday, you could book online. No Jasper or Pat to deal with.
That would have made Weekend at Bernies 1, 10/9!
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
That would have made Weekend at Bernies 1, 10/9!
Ireland, where I'm from... Who travelled the world.. settled, made lives for themselves
"but we don't other people doing that "
"but we don't other people doing that "
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ireland, where I'm from... Who travelled the world.. settled, made lives for themselves
"but we don't other people doing that "
"but we don't other people doing that "
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The only change I would make is to include the scene from Weekend at Bernie's 2, in which Bernie dances in a conga line.
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The only change I would make is to include the scene from Weekend at Bernie's 2, in which Bernie dances in a conga line.
Can't wait for you to appraise and improve Weekend At Bernies. Surely the greatest movie of all time... 9/9 from me.
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Can't wait for you to appraise and improve Weekend At Bernies. Surely the greatest movie of all time... 9/9 from me.