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vika
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They just don’t let you use a regular old frying pan anymore. Because of wok
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i think one of the greatest gifts of this year and last is all the amazing friendships i’ve made bc we all happened to play the same rpg
December 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My sisters bf’s parents decided to join us for Christmas so we’ve now been folded into the Jewish tradition of getting Chinese and I’ve never been more excited about a Christmas meal
December 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
spice cake held together with cranberry raspberry orange zest compote, frosted with vanilla buttercream and cranberry glaze, and decorated with edible glitter, chocolate shavings, dehydrated oranges, cranberries, rosemary. I also added some candied pecans (that I candied) after I tooi this pic
December 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
theres nothing in the world hobgoblin wants more than to eat cheese but he cant have dairy bc hes FIV+ so im getting him vegan cheese from whole foods thats made out of coconut oil. going to whole foods to spoil my cat who came from the garbage yall want anything?
December 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
i want one of those little 3d puzzles so fucken bad but i never know which one to get....
December 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
i definitely dont think ive gotten more right wing as i got older but ive become a lot less interested in the purity of ideas and more interested in the practicality of experience. and some people will just straight up call you a fascist for being like "i see some flaws in your reasoning"
December 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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reid hates women
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
what playing veilguard first does to a mf @bhaalsprincess.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
did u guys know there are disabilities other than adhd
December 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
i finished my xmas gift for my mom and sister which is this watercolor of the view from the deck of the last house we lived in before my mom got priced out of our hometown, gonna print it tomorrow
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
if the most interesting thing about you is that you live in new york city you need to work on getting a better personality
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
this is a really embarrassing and scary time to live in the united states of america
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
pros of doctoral studies: everybody has to call me doctor

cons: cant even fit it in this tweet
December 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
i love when hollywood people make movies about books but the only system they know is movies it's a fun fanfiction
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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You're a Seen One, Mister Grinch: Recentering Holiday Narratives on The Dichotomous Other
December 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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You’ve got a 5-hour flight over the holidays with some fronds from the Monterey Bay Aquarium. Who’re you sitting next to? 🦦🦀🦈🪱

Let us know in the comments below!
December 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
you get a venus flytrap and it changes you fr
December 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
i went on twitter for 2 seconds today to check on a DM and was like wow i was in a really dark and lonely place when i was on here 24/7 and i manifested darkness and loneliness into my life even more (i have oomf literally staying in my house right now so this is not a knock on twitter friendships)
December 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
it snew so i was a genius and filled up an empty juice bottle with snow so it melts into rainwater so i can water my venus flytraps #wameninSTEM
December 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
found my first gray hairs 😀
December 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
anybody wanna get married so i can get on your health insurance
December 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i think ive finally decided to just self pub my fantasy novel
December 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
flirting with henna hair dye so hard rn
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM