did ya'll know they were still making fruit but the foot?

I've gotten a few compliments on this jacket and I love it so much but I'm still thinking about the $200 I spent on it 😑

celebrating fat cock friday on a saturday, I'm just so random and definitely didn't forget what day it was

waffles

rare pre-noon penis selfie

puppy pillow

Make me work late and I'm gonna waste time taking dick pics in the bathroom #piercedcock

I turn 38 today and I'm below 200 pounds for the first time in 20 years