did ya'll know they were still making fruit but the foot?

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

I need dance classes but they're all segregated by genre like ballroom and hip hop and i need like 'how to move your hips to a beat and also your arms at the same time'

I've gotten a few compliments on this jacket and I love it so much but I'm still thinking about the $200 I spent on it 😑

celebrating fat cock friday on a saturday, I'm just so random and definitely didn't forget what day it was

waffles

football is boring but the football men are playing in shorts in the snow and i guess that does it for me?

rare pre-noon penis selfie

puppy pillow

Make me work late and I'm gonna waste time taking dick pics in the bathroom #piercedcock

I turn 38 today and I'm below 200 pounds for the first time in 20 years