every job ive ever worked has a 30 year old white dude with a scraggly beard who puts me in an unskippable cutscene yapping about his spirituality and the time he saw a man die in front of him. when will it end

so we realized by now pup named scooby doo was the best scooby doo cartoon right

noname is the most otherworldly talented rapper I've ever heard

Eventually if you spend enough time on the overnight shift you develop a sort of delirium around 2 am where the veil between dreams and reality blurs and you begin considering new horizons before unthinkable (someone please God fucking help me)

When you're at the golden gates God looks at you and reads off every time you swore to God on your life and lied

If you introduce me to a great song, you basically win my undying loyalty

Someone say fine femme Friday??

I am so tired.

me 3 years into transition and grandma still giving me boy clothes on my birthday and wont take the pretransition picture down from the wall 😫😫😫

old ppl be so lonely I be feeling bad and just listening to them talk when i call them for work...Carol need to go ahead and put my black ass in the will somewhere though, when was the last time ur white ass son listened to you for 40 minutes

real hot girl shit AA̵̭̝̘̾͒AĀ̵̙̦̫̀̚Ā̸̢̞̥̤͗AȀ̵̛̓͜A̵̲̍Ä̵̛̮̯͓̾̈A̸̹̭͊̚AA̸͕͎̓̾A̴͙̦͒̆Ã̶̛̻̻Ä̸͇̦́̆̓͜A̵̭͒̓̔͘Ą̵̡̩̑͌͌A̶̖̘̺̿͐̂͋Á̶̜̠̱̦̿A̸̢̝̮͊Á̶͔̗̓̚͘A̶̻͖͉͈̿̔͒͝A̵̲̖̫͑̍̈́͗A̴̯̓̾͠A̶͇̳̼̪̋̊͛̂A̴͓̤̳͋́͂A̴̦̗͓̙̍͑̂̓Ạ̷͓̾͛́̃Ḁ̶̠͍͎̖̺̿̏͊̄̀̕Ầ̵̰̥͔̜̌͝A̵̩͚̻̿̍̅̆͝Ã̷̢̧̧̫̺̲͕̝̎̔̈́̚̕͝A̷̮͕̘̾͋Ẵ̷̬̱̱̀̈́͌͒͠͠A̵̜̼͑̏̾̊͘͜ͅA̴̧̧̨̱͙̬̥̓̓̈́̈̎̌̓ͅĄ̵̫͕͈̘͓̰̪̄̽̿̕A̷̢̛̮͈̝̓̋A̶̦͎̥̥̤͛̕͜A̸̬̭̻͇̥͈̒͛A̵̠͒A̴̡̧̮̩͌A̸A̴̪̺͚̎̄̊͒A̵̝̟̹̜͂̆̃̈̏̈́À̶͕̮̤̻̦̉̏A̸͊͊́͜AA̵̡̛̙̳͖̹͕͇͚̱̲͎̩̦̫͎̼̯̎̀̆̈́̽͒̿̈̓͊̈͑̔̀̉̿̚͠Ā̴͈̺̱͔͈͔̙͚͎͔̻̹̤̿̿̊̽͂̋̾̾̐͛́͋̐͂̂̎̋̀̊͝͠A̴̧͔̣͇̖̮̘͎̅̓̂͛̆̉̊Á̵̢̛̮̲̖̦̇̃̽͒͑̔̀͗͆̍̓̊̔̏̄̂͝Ą̷͚̠̱̥͍̺̙̼͎̤̻̖͙̈͌̉̽̂̏̽̐́̿̈́̃͛̾̋̇̈́̕̕͜͝Ã̶̛͔̰͍͔̠͍̥͓͌̔́̔͘͠ͅA̶̮̖̬̗̖͇̝̗̩͚̖͓̲͔̞̭̘͈̅̌͂̊̉̂̈̅͘͜͜A̶̢̢̢̡̡̡̡̼̹͔̭̦̮̯͈̳̪̮̙̥̥̥͇̥͔̗̦͙̤̺̗̅̿͗́̈́̍̀͐͊͊͂̄̏́̄̐̀̇̈́̏͋̓͘͘A̴̛̛̩̳͍͎̅̅̔̽͑̅̊̍͐͂̄́́̈̐͒̈́̂̾̋̈́̂͝͝A̵̡̨̡̢̡̛͉̭̯̱̝̼͙̳̲͙̍̿̒̋̈́̕͜͠͠͠Ă̵̡̧̡͎̲͕̯̟̠͈̬̣̟͈̯̠̬̰͒̍̓̃̋̈́̎̌̓͊͑̌͘͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅĄ̴̧̧͇͎̞͓̦̜͓̞͓͓̤̭͔͔̖̪͛͑͐͗̔̒̆̒͛́̔̈́͋͂͑̌̕ͅA̶̛̗̖̲͚͈̤͈̱͑͊̓̎͛̋̂́̅̔̎̐̈́͊̌̀̔̃̽̿̀̾̕͠͝͝Ả̴̢̨̢̧̬͖̰͍͎̭̹̝̟̜̺̤̹̗̬̣͈̜̥͎̦̼͗̉̿̂̈́́̑͜͠͝͠ͅÅ̸̧̡̧̛̹̲̠͍̩̬̥̪̟̫̜̱͕͕̲̰̳̭̥͓͍̅̂̋̌͋̇̒̔̽͒̓̔̔̌̽̀̓̆̈́̚͜͝ͅA̶̛͎̠̻̯̭̗͕͈̺͉̺̦͇̱͓̲̩̹̹͇͈̗̫̘̟͓͕͆̐̈͂̆̿̋̍̋̈́͐̃̒͂̑͆̃͐̽̓͐͘͘͜͝͝ͅA̸̱̎̄́̾͆͒̎̋̓̆̂͌̒̇͆̌̂̇͌͛̕̕͘̕̕Ä̵̡̨̖͔̗͔̝̺̗̬͖̲͇̪͖͖̤̯͇͕̤̱̙̻̠͒̈́́̔̄̂̔̏͌̋̿͋́́̈́͊͗͘ͅA̷̧̧̖͈͖̰̰̺͕̺̦̻̱̻̤͎̜̘̬͌̈͒̎̄̏͌̓͛͊A̷̯̭͈̠̖͇̜̠̮̔̋̏̆̏̔͋͑̈́̐̔͊̈̊̚̕A̸̡̨̛̛̤͍͓̯̞̳̮̯͙̠̳͙̹̽͊̀͗͊́̔̐͒̂̅͂̽̇̈́̆͂̿̇͆̐̇͛͒̂̾̃̇͛͌͂̕͝͠͠͠͝ͅ

"When Ted Cruz says he's 'pro-life' he doesn't mean yours" is a banger

my phone better never vibrate to inform me I've been super liked by someone with "the school of hard knocks" set as their education ever again

Queen of Cups — Yemoja — Yoruba Deity

#tarot #art

your joke too niche. your reference too opaque. your flop too embarrassing. they’ll kill you.

writing is so funny it’s like “this is my favorite thing to do in the world and my dream” “okay then do it right now” “no thanks I would rather do literally anything else”

They are killing Anderson cooper live on my tv (they just lost his video)

screaming into the endless void in futility as it stares coldly back at me(I have been applying for jobs on Indeed)

There was a point were I made a few Animations of crash characters in mania form but stopped doing more to do other things, this one was one of the more ambitious ones.
#sonicthehedgehog #crashbandicoot #pixelart #animation

life is worth living you just have to pretend the last Infamous game wasn't in 2014