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Virgo 🌞 Leo 🌙 Pisces 🌅
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I love ass cleavage
January 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I love ass cleavage
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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JESUS CHRIST!
It's very funny when NPR is
interviewing an expert in something and it all feels fairly normal and evenhanded and then at the end they're like "and that was Christopher Halliburton from the Center for Exploding Venezuela"
interviewing an expert in something and it all feels fairly normal and evenhanded and then at the end they're like "and that was Christopher Halliburton from the Center for Exploding Venezuela"
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
JESUS CHRIST!
Filler queens can’t stop having trash opinions @discord addams and Briar blush
January 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Filler queens can’t stop having trash opinions @discord addams and Briar blush
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What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of…
defector.com
December 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
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Silly Sunday: comment with a first name & I’ll take a picture of one of my plant leaves that also goes by that name
for example
this is mark
he doesn’t go looking for fights, but he won’t shy away from them, either
(Alt text has some more info about the plant to encourage accessibility 🫶🏻)
for example
this is mark
he doesn’t go looking for fights, but he won’t shy away from them, either
(Alt text has some more info about the plant to encourage accessibility 🫶🏻)
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Silly Sunday: comment with a first name & I’ll take a picture of one of my plant leaves that also goes by that name
for example
this is mark
he doesn’t go looking for fights, but he won’t shy away from them, either
(Alt text has some more info about the plant to encourage accessibility 🫶🏻)
for example
this is mark
he doesn’t go looking for fights, but he won’t shy away from them, either
(Alt text has some more info about the plant to encourage accessibility 🫶🏻)
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his final message…
December 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
his final message…
why tf they put toto on a leash
December 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
why tf they put toto on a leash
so true bestie
December 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
so true bestie
I wish my in laws would ask us before getting a big item for my daughter
they got her one of those baby bungee jumpers for christmas.... they're terrible for her development, not to mention dangerous! Ill never put her in it and I don't even feel comfortable giving it away!
they got her one of those baby bungee jumpers for christmas.... they're terrible for her development, not to mention dangerous! Ill never put her in it and I don't even feel comfortable giving it away!
December 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I wish my in laws would ask us before getting a big item for my daughter
they got her one of those baby bungee jumpers for christmas.... they're terrible for her development, not to mention dangerous! Ill never put her in it and I don't even feel comfortable giving it away!
they got her one of those baby bungee jumpers for christmas.... they're terrible for her development, not to mention dangerous! Ill never put her in it and I don't even feel comfortable giving it away!
my gma complaining that I always end up with the best gifts at the family white elephant.....my husband plays the game and gets me what I want💅🏽 idk what to tell you abuela
December 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
my gma complaining that I always end up with the best gifts at the family white elephant.....my husband plays the game and gets me what I want💅🏽 idk what to tell you abuela
if you had kids that slept in your room with you when did their move to their own room? I'm never gonna be ready to not fall asleep like this
December 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
if you had kids that slept in your room with you when did their move to their own room? I'm never gonna be ready to not fall asleep like this
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"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
December 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
if youre gonna tape the wrapping paper to my gift just hand it to me unwrapped
December 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
if youre gonna tape the wrapping paper to my gift just hand it to me unwrapped
its time to watch Happiest Season!!
December 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
its time to watch Happiest Season!!
*Michael Buble voice* Santa buddy....Santa pal-y
guy who got unexpectedly dragged into christmas karaoke and doesn’t wanna seem gay:
🎶 santa lady 🎶
🎶 santa lady 🎶
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
*Michael Buble voice* Santa buddy....Santa pal-y
this is an Onion headline
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
this is an Onion headline
somebody gotta tell nutsa that runs are not as impressive as singing in tune, if you gotta pick one
which she does, evidently
which she does, evidently
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
somebody gotta tell nutsa that runs are not as impressive as singing in tune, if you gotta pick one
which she does, evidently
which she does, evidently
if im having delicious chili on a roll, why would I ruin that with a hot dog
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
if im having delicious chili on a roll, why would I ruin that with a hot dog
related side note it also cracks me up when cis men default to using they/them pronouns for *everyone always* bc they don't want to mess up pronouns.
buddy, they/themming someone for whom those arent the correct pronouns is still misgendering
buddy, they/themming someone for whom those arent the correct pronouns is still misgendering
obsessed with this pathfinder game I'm in, of 5 players 3 of us are nonbinary and our corresponding PCs are genderless for different reasons: a construct, a (sexy) ooze, and an organic being of pure energy
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
related side note it also cracks me up when cis men default to using they/them pronouns for *everyone always* bc they don't want to mess up pronouns.
buddy, they/themming someone for whom those arent the correct pronouns is still misgendering
buddy, they/themming someone for whom those arent the correct pronouns is still misgendering
obsessed with this pathfinder game I'm in, of 5 players 3 of us are nonbinary and our corresponding PCs are genderless for different reasons: a construct, a (sexy) ooze, and an organic being of pure energy
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
obsessed with this pathfinder game I'm in, of 5 players 3 of us are nonbinary and our corresponding PCs are genderless for different reasons: a construct, a (sexy) ooze, and an organic being of pure energy