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🍗Turkey Lurkey Elia🍠
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witch • they/she • 🇵🇷 • AuDHD • mother
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Virgo 🌞 Leo 🌙 Pisces 🌅


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pfp - selfie of a brown skinned femme with curly black hair and glasses
millennial obsession with generative AI started with their inability for their craft to look different from the example
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I love nursing my baby so much
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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unless we're friends don't do this shit because I will block you
#PSA
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Realest post
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
me, sobbing: theyre gonna make it!!!!!!
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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You are not merely wrong; you are irresponsible. Whether you are promoting an agenda at this point is irrelevant, since your actions are furthering one.

When the results of incompetence become indistinguishable from those of malice, the consequences should be the same. Goodbye.
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
UNDER PENALTY OF LAW, THIS TAG IS NOT TO BE REMOVED EXCEPT BY THE CONSUMER

me, 7 years old: wow. I wonder who The Consumer is...
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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diagnosed Wiggly Worm at the vet
October 24, 2024 at 2:16 AM
imagine saying trans people are melodramatic for fearing for their lives

just cotton and wool between your ears huh
Nobody is going to kill you, you melodramatic goober
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Are you someone who claims to be a “trans ally”?

Cool! Here’s your new test to see if you actually are a trans ally for real or just for “social media clout.”

Stop playing Fortnite.
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7

(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)

#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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THIS EAGLES TEAM IS A CURSE FREEEEE MEEEEE THIS WAS A MISTAKE TO SUPPORT IM DONE
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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What if the true meaning of Christmas is supporting small businesses so the oligarchs have a very shitty season?

😚
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Intuit is integrating ChatGPT into their TurboTax, QuickBooks, Credit Karma, & Mailchimp services, & vice versa. Which is to say, I think a SHIT TON of people are about to get audited.

They also claiming no bleedover btwn your financial data & ChatGPT, which… okayy… 😬
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/18/i...
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I hate being an Eagles fan
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Eagles had zero business losing this game if they operated like a team that tried to win after going up 21-0 instead of just playing not to lose.
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Tom is damn lucky Lane Dickerson is white, thats all I'll say
Sure sounded like Tom Brady just said the N-word during the Cowboys-Eagles broadcast.
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I am having a bad time #Eagles
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
what fucking ever
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
that wasn't pass interference either but whatever. go birds
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
legit every time I have dairy I'm like wow I really am allergic to dairy
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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I hate toddlers bc why did the 2 year old at work today point to this and say to me "Thats you!"
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I hate toddlers bc why did the 2 year old at work today point to this and say to me "Thats you!"
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Feel like shit just wanna go home
May 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM