Violet Noregard
@violetnoregard.bsky.social
Procrastinating from writing my absolutely filthy debut novel. Insulting men who deserve it.
3000 words today, and they include the most heartfelt, touching, emotional kiss I've ever written. The book is supposed to be a filthy sex story! What are these characters doing, taking a break from all the raunchy fucking and genuinely falling in love?
August 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
3000 words today, and they include the most heartfelt, touching, emotional kiss I've ever written. The book is supposed to be a filthy sex story! What are these characters doing, taking a break from all the raunchy fucking and genuinely falling in love?
Only 2,517 words today, but they came effortlessly, and I went down a rabbit hole learning the names for a bunch of pole dancing moves. Research is fun!
a woman in a black dress is doing a pole dance and the word sabotage is below her
ALT: a woman in a black dress is doing a pole dance and the word sabotage is below her
media.tenor.com
July 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Only 2,517 words today, but they came effortlessly, and I went down a rabbit hole learning the names for a bunch of pole dancing moves. Research is fun!
Today's writing: 3,007 words. That's okay. I started slowly, then picked up the pace. It turns out a sex scene comes along faster and faster as you go, and a threesome scene really comes along dramatically at the end! 😉🥵🤯😁
July 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Today's writing: 3,007 words. That's okay. I started slowly, then picked up the pace. It turns out a sex scene comes along faster and faster as you go, and a threesome scene really comes along dramatically at the end! 😉🥵🤯😁
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Sold out, I'm afraid. But there's always a hope Chris will print more: nomasters.net/shop/p/eygxy...
I'm Tired of the Anthropocene — no masters
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nomasters.net
July 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Sold out, I'm afraid. But there's always a hope Chris will print more: nomasters.net/shop/p/eygxy...
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This powerful message: “I did the research and found out I was wrong.”
I’m not going to say much more except please take the time to watch. Then send it around to family and friends, no matter their political persuasion.
Part I
I’m not going to say much more except please take the time to watch. Then send it around to family and friends, no matter their political persuasion.
Part I
July 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This powerful message: “I did the research and found out I was wrong.”
I’m not going to say much more except please take the time to watch. Then send it around to family and friends, no matter their political persuasion.
Part I
I’m not going to say much more except please take the time to watch. Then send it around to family and friends, no matter their political persuasion.
Part I
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if these ‘civilized’ Western patriarchal societies had allowed women to be involved in all professions: philosophy, engineering, chemistry, etc. the human species would be way more advanced than they are now. what a shame.
July 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
if these ‘civilized’ Western patriarchal societies had allowed women to be involved in all professions: philosophy, engineering, chemistry, etc. the human species would be way more advanced than they are now. what a shame.
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The Supreme Court did this. Monstrous. Blood on their robes.
Breaking news: Federal immigration officers may deport immigrants with as little as six hours’ notice to countries other than their own, even without assurances that the arrivals will be safe from persecution or torture, a top official said.
ICE memo outlines plan to deport migrants to countries where they are not citizens
The dramatic shift in policy could result in thousands of immigrants being deported to places where they lack family ties or even a common language.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The Supreme Court did this. Monstrous. Blood on their robes.
And sexworkers! (And writers if erotic fiction because we're basically colleagues.)
July 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
And sexworkers! (And writers if erotic fiction because we're basically colleagues.)
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Sunday afternoons? In this economy?
July 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sunday afternoons? In this economy?
If you look down on sexworkers but don't look down on anyone, even a millionaire, who is willing to have sex with an evil billionaire, you're not doing the math correctly.
July 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If you look down on sexworkers but don't look down on anyone, even a millionaire, who is willing to have sex with an evil billionaire, you're not doing the math correctly.
I am now OPEN to commissions! Want personalized short fiction that’s made to order? How spicy do you like it? I don’t yuck your yum, I protect your privacy, and I focus on your satisfaction.
Details at: www.violetnoregard.com
(Here’s a picture of me writing for you!)
Details at: www.violetnoregard.com
(Here’s a picture of me writing for you!)
July 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I am now OPEN to commissions! Want personalized short fiction that’s made to order? How spicy do you like it? I don’t yuck your yum, I protect your privacy, and I focus on your satisfaction.
Details at: www.violetnoregard.com
(Here’s a picture of me writing for you!)
Details at: www.violetnoregard.com
(Here’s a picture of me writing for you!)
They are making a movie out of Project Hail Mary, so a whole lot more people are going to be horrified when I tell them I have a crush on Rocky. But I do. He can get it.
July 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
They are making a movie out of Project Hail Mary, so a whole lot more people are going to be horrified when I tell them I have a crush on Rocky. But I do. He can get it.
There is no Epstein list. And your childhood dog is still alive and enjoying that farm upstate.
July 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There is no Epstein list. And your childhood dog is still alive and enjoying that farm upstate.
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I just want to stand on my back porch and scream very loudly, over and over until I black out.
The whole world is being crushed under the very worst possible version of humanity.
The whole world is being crushed under the very worst possible version of humanity.
July 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I just want to stand on my back porch and scream very loudly, over and over until I black out.
The whole world is being crushed under the very worst possible version of humanity.
The whole world is being crushed under the very worst possible version of humanity.
If the protagonist of my current novel goes off about how the thing men are most afraid of is being laughed at, does that make my book "political"?
If so, I think we should start a Laughing At Men political party.
If so, I think we should start a Laughing At Men political party.
July 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If the protagonist of my current novel goes off about how the thing men are most afraid of is being laughed at, does that make my book "political"?
If so, I think we should start a Laughing At Men political party.
If so, I think we should start a Laughing At Men political party.
If all the women in America agreed to refuse to have sex with anyone who would deny us bodily autonomy, a lot of men would still vote to take away our rights but would at least try to be sneakier about it.
July 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If all the women in America agreed to refuse to have sex with anyone who would deny us bodily autonomy, a lot of men would still vote to take away our rights but would at least try to be sneakier about it.
To Ted Cruz, communism is the clitoris: He doesn't know where it is or what it is, but he hates it for making him look stupid.
"My father was imprisoned and tortured in Cuba; I hate communism. Well, actually it was Batista who tortured my dad."
—Ted Cruz, whose family were liberated by the cuban revolution, it seems.
—Ted Cruz, whose family were liberated by the cuban revolution, it seems.
June 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
To Ted Cruz, communism is the clitoris: He doesn't know where it is or what it is, but he hates it for making him look stupid.
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I wrote some great books you should own.
May 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I wrote some great books you should own.
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OMG, I WAS ON TV YESTERDAY!!!!
katu.com/news/arc-pdx...
katu.com/news/arc-pdx...
Author to release Pacific Northwest horror novel this summer
How does a spooky mystery set in Mt. Hood National Forest Sound? If that checks your boxes, then "Girl in the Creek" may be the book for you.
katu.com
June 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
OMG, I WAS ON TV YESTERDAY!!!!
katu.com/news/arc-pdx...
katu.com/news/arc-pdx...
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We were spared the embarrassment.
June 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We were spared the embarrassment.
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i truly thought this was about gay porn. like that was my direct read
June 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
i truly thought this was about gay porn. like that was my direct read
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pink in the night (2019)
May 28, 2024 at 12:24 AM
pink in the night (2019)
Just came across another "not all men" guy.
Look, if you won't interrogate the ways you've failed to support women enough to learn that you need to stop making it about you, then maybe not all men, but 100% of not-all-men guys.
Look, if you won't interrogate the ways you've failed to support women enough to learn that you need to stop making it about you, then maybe not all men, but 100% of not-all-men guys.
June 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Just came across another "not all men" guy.
Look, if you won't interrogate the ways you've failed to support women enough to learn that you need to stop making it about you, then maybe not all men, but 100% of not-all-men guys.
Look, if you won't interrogate the ways you've failed to support women enough to learn that you need to stop making it about you, then maybe not all men, but 100% of not-all-men guys.